Okay, All You Wenches!

[MosMom]

I say we get a big RV and gather up all the DIS wenches and head to LA for a road trip. I've already got a wench dress!

 

[Pam]

OMG!! I almost woke my entire family up I laughed so loud at this! Sounds like we have something in common! Mine are starting to become friendly with my knees!

Hey! Here's an idea! We could hijack MosMom's RV and go and visit the rest of our body parts. I think my butt is somewhere down around Mexico....

 

[Pam]

I say we get a big RV and gather up all the DIS wenches and head to LA for a road trip. I've already got a wench dress!

Dare I admit that I had a Pirate party for my son's 6th birthday (12 years ago) and that I dressed (tastefully, of course) as a pirate wench? I still have the costume - just can't fit into it any more.

 

[momrek06]

I say we get a big RV and gather up all the DIS wenches and head to LA for a road trip. I've already got a wench dress!

OKAY GANG: I have it...we rent the RV, head to LA, spend some serious time on the movie set...meet and spend some serious time with JOHNNY AND ORLANDO (definitely a DREAM come true) and after they yell.."ITS A TAKE"..the movie is complete...we head back towards FLORIDA...ORLANDO (not BLOOM) and with our PIRATE COSTUMES we make a MAD dash for the MAGIC or the WONDER and celebrate at the PIRATES IN THE CARIBBEAN party!!!!!!! Just think we won't even need to hit wardrobe as we will all be SET from the MOVIE!!!

WOW...I think it a PLAN!!!

Sorry folks, I have had a long day and even longer evening....

Thank you for allowing me the time to just ramble on...........

 

[Aidensmom]

They are auditioning in LA in the middle of summer and they want PALE people? I'm not even going to comment on the other requirement.

 

[Mishetta]

OKAY GANG: I have it...we rent the RV, head to LA, spend some serious time on the movie set...meet and spend some serious time with JOHNNY AND ORLANDO (definitely a DREAM come true) and after they yell.."ITS A TAKE"..the movie is complete...we head back towards FLORIDA...ORLANDO (not BLOOM) and with our PIRATE COSTUMES we make a MAD dash for the MAGIC or the WONDER and celebrate at the PIRATES IN THE CARIBBEAN party!!!!!!! Just think we won't even need to hit wardrobe as we will all be SET from the MOVIE!!!

WOW...I think it a PLAN!!!

Sorry folks, I have had a long day and even longer evening....

Thank you for allowing me the time to just ramble on...........

I think you win! You certainly get my vote for the best idea! My second would be to (at the very least) go visit our other body parts which have all settled elsewhere!

Oh ~ also, you'll all be glad to know that I won't be needing any time with Orlando or Johnny.....the only "Pirate" that floats my boat (besides my DH ) is Jon Bon Jovi so if we could take that RV & swing by NJ on the way home....that would be most appreciated!

 

[Cindy B]

I'm 18-50, have real breasts, sort of pale but have a German look.. not British

What do you think?

 

[chibichibirei]

I too am 18-50 and have real breasts I really dont know about the last 2 requirments as I tan easily and I think I probably look more German than British

I wanna be a wench!

 

[Meriweather]

I don't fit the casting at all. I don't understand why they don't want a few 50+ wenches!

I don't fit in either How sad.

 

[Christine]

[ WENCHES ]
Females age 18-50. Must have real breasts. Must be very pale and British looking. We need African, French, Middle Eastern, South American and Asian.

Okay, this confuses me. How can one be very pale and British looking (this would be me but sadly no breasts), yet also be African, Middle Eastern, South American, and Asian. In my experience, most Asians especially are not pale and British looking.

 

[Maleficent13]

Females age 18-50. Must have real breasts. Must be very pale and British looking.

Well, color me pasty! I am all of the above!

 

[bigmerle1966]

Well, color me pasty! I am all of the above!

I'm in the right age bracket and I fit the breast one too, their pale I wonder if that would count.