Okay, All You Wenches!

[Feralpeg]

Here is your opportunity!

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN 3- EXTRA WORK
Feature Film
NON-UNION



Casting Director: Sande Alessi-Kristan Berona
Interviews: Monday, July 10th & Tuesday, July 11th
Start Date: August 3, 2006
Pay Rate: 122/8 SAG; 54/8 Non Union
Location: L.A.


SUBMIT ELECTRONICALLY

SUBS ASAP

Will accept SAG or Non Union.

NOTE: ALSO INCLUDE PERFORMANCE VIDEOS OR ACTOR SLATES IF AVAILABLE. DO NOT SEND DEMO TAPES.

[ PIRATES ]
Males, age 18-50. EXTREMELY SKINNY, character faces, good actors. Possible principal upgrades. Must be avail to work multiple weeks. We need African, French, Middle Eastern, South American and Asian.

[ EITC (BRITISH MILITARY) ]
Males, age 18-40. Must be very pale and British/Aryan looking, clean cut, short hair.


[ WENCHES ]
Females age 18-50. Must have real breasts. Must be very pale and British looking. We need African, French, Middle Eastern, South American and Asian.


[ OLD HISPANIC WOMAN ]
60+. Must have wrinkles and a character face.

 

[Aurora63]

Here is your opportunity!

[ WENCHES ]
Females age 18-50. Must have real breasts. Must be very pale and British looking. We need African, French, Middle Eastern, South American and Asian.

Very pale and British looking? That's me! Too bad I'm no where near LA!

 

[ChrisnSteph]

[ WENCHES ]
Females age 18-50. Must have real breasts. Must be very pale and British looking. We need African, French, Middle Eastern, South American and Asian.

Crap on a cracker. I'm out!

 

[Feralpeg]

Very pale and British looking? That's me! Too bad I'm no where near LA!

I don't fit the casting at all. I don't understand why they don't want a few 50+ wenches!

 

[Tink33]

Here is your opportunity!

[ WENCHES ]
Females age 18-50. Must have real breasts. Must be very pale and British looking. We need African, French, Middle Eastern, South American and Asian.

Where do I sign up? I fit all of those requirements.

 

[Sparx]

I'm pale. but i'm not eighteen. and I'm not sure about the brittish looking part. but I could be a pirate.

 

[JadenLayne]

Hey I have REAL BREASTS!!!!! To bad I'm nowhere L.A. either but I will TRAVEL FOR ORLANDO, ROTFLOL!

 

[Pam]

Crap on a cracker. I'm out!

 

[Lisa loves Pooh]

If only I was available!!!!

 

[MosMom]

Too bad I'm not in LA. I have wench breasts!! I'm pale too. Damn!

 

[snowwhitesmom]

I have real ones too! But they aren't pale..................

 

[Feralpeg]

On second thought, I'm glad I don't fit the requirements. With my luck they'd put me in a scene where I'd have to kiss Keith Richards. Twenty years ago, I'd have said okay. Now, not interested!

 

[snowwhitesmom]

Aw, cmon Peg - kiss him! Just not in a tree!

 

[momrek06]

Here is your opportunity!

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN 3-

Must be very pale


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YUP, That is me..100% IRISH with that "fish-belly white skin" (as I am often referred to as having)!!!!!! I am SIGNING UP! I am FLYING TO LA! I am MEETING ORLANDO BLOOM!

I need to get a gripe...this has been a long week....I almost started packing

 

[snowwhitesmom]

why not, momrek06? We only go around once - pack away!

 

[MosMom]

I'd kiss him but he better keep his beef jerky to himself!

 

[Sparx]

OP, is there anything for people under eighteen open? I can be a pirate, and I'd travel for Orlando bloom.

 

[Pam]

Too bad I'm not in LA. I have wench breasts!! I'm pale too. Damn!

Well, I live in PA but my breasts are currently vacationing in the South. Come to think of it, I do believe that they have permanently retired to the South.

 

[Sonya]

Oh! I am sooooo ready to play a wench! I can do it! I have the "girls", I am pale, a redhead(!)
*sigh* too bad I can't get to LA.

 

[Mishetta]

Well, I live in PA but my breasts are currently vacationing in the South. Come to think of it, I do believe that they have permanently retired to the South.

OMG!! I almost woke my entire family up I laughed so loud at this! Sounds like we have something in common! Mine are starting to become friendly with my knees!