Ok Men I have a Question......

[DISUNC]

What's so mysterious about sports and sex since that's all we think about.

I dont think about sports!

 

[CapeCodTenor]

Ladies just trust me, back away from the thread now.









Still here? Ok you cant say you werent warned.



Dis Men do also peek into threads warning Men NOT to LOOK????

It's like having a big red button that says "Do not push," you just have to push it.

What's so mysterious about sports and sex since that's all we think about.

I dont think about sports!

Video games falls under "Thumb-sports".

The TV remote also falls under this catagory.

 

[ksumn1]

Ummm.......my DH always enjoys a leisurely trip to the restroom with a magazine, comic book etc. He finds is relaxing......it's the only place he can get any peace and quiet......DD's and I leave him alone...the stench is unbearable

And I'm nosy anyway so the best way to get my attention is top tell me NOT to look

 

[Family Fun Mom]

When I get all weepy, I search for the nearest video game that allows me to vaporize people, cars, buildings and kittens. Then I go outside, snort, spit, adjust myself and see if I can find me some womens.

If that fails, I go to Sears and buy some tools even if I don't need them. Then I come home, get out of the car, kick the tires and go inside. I get in there and take off my socks and throw them on the floor, scratch and watch football. Ah, good times. I'm feeling better just talking about it.

That hit me just right. Thanks for the laugh.

 

[Stitchfans]

Best way to get me to read something is to tell me I shouldn't.

 

[Kathi OD]

What are we adjusting???

I'm not sure you want to know....

 

[Miss Park Avenue]

Best way to get me to read something is to tell me I shouldn't.

Oooh, me too. Or put a little padlock on the thread and I have to open it and see what the fuss was all about.

When I get all weepy, I search for the nearest video game that allows me to vaporize people, cars, buildings and kittens. Then I go outside, snort, spit, adjust myself and see if I can find me some womens.

If that fails, I go to Sears and buy some tools even if I don't need them. Then I come home, get out of the car, kick the tires and go inside. I get in there and take off my socks and throw them on the floor, scratch and watch football. Ah, good times. I'm feeling better just talking about it.

 

[PrincessKsMom]

Figured this would be some earth shattering news from the male world so I just had to peek. I'm always up for a good laugh.