

I couldn't resist.
Best way to get me to read something is to tell me I shouldn't.![]()
Darn, I thought we were going to talk about adjustments again.
DISUNC...You know I always open YOUR threads.![]()

When I get all weepy, I search for the nearest video game that allows me to vaporize people, cars, buildings and kittens. Then I go outside, snort, spit, adjust myself and see if I can find me some womens.
If that fails, I go to Sears and buy some tools even if I don't need them. Then I come home, get out of the car, kick the tires and go inside. I get in there and take off my socks and throw them on the floor, scratch and watch football. Ah, good times. I'm feeling better just talking about it.![]()
Can I offer you some chocolate covered coffee beans?![]()
Thanks for the reminder...I forgot to mention drink beer and burp.

Can you say your name or ABC's?![]()
Busted!!! I'll take any opportunity I can to gain insight into the mysterious inner workings of the male mind.![]()

What's so mysterious about sports and sex since that's all we think about.![]()
Well, I suppose my DH has reached a higher level of consciousness then, since you'd have to add "video games" to that list!