POLLY ANN
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that I got in an email. The 20th one down was the one that made me decide to post!! But most of them made me laugh.
NOW THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION!
>
> Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze
> these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?
>
> Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible
> crisp which no decent human being would eat?
>
> Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
>
> If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
>
> Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
>
> If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why
> can't he fix a hole in a boat?
>
> Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't
> point
> to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
>
> Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are
> going
> to look up there anyway?
>
> Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both
> dogs!
>
> What do you call male ballerinas?
>
> Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??
>
> Why ARE Trix only for kids?
>
> If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't
> he
> just buy dinner?
>
> Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?
>
> If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
>
> If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,
> then what is baby oil made from?
>
> If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear him, is
> he
> still wrong?
>
> Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars
> in
> the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint
> somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
>
> If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
>
> Is Disney World the only people-trap operated by a mouse?
>
> Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same
> tune?
>
> Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
>
> Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call
> it a hemorrhoid when it's in your ***?
>
> Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at
> you,
> but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window
>
>
>
NOW THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION!
>
> Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze
> these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?
>
> Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible
> crisp which no decent human being would eat?
>
> Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
>
> If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
>
> Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
>
> If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why
> can't he fix a hole in a boat?
>
> Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't
> point
> to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
>
> Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are
> going
> to look up there anyway?
>
> Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both
> dogs!
>
> What do you call male ballerinas?
>
> Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??
>
> Why ARE Trix only for kids?
>
> If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't
> he
> just buy dinner?
>
> Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?
>
> If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
>
> If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,
> then what is baby oil made from?
>
> If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear him, is
> he
> still wrong?
>
> Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars
> in
> the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint
> somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
>
> If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
>
> Is Disney World the only people-trap operated by a mouse?
>
> Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same
> tune?
>
> Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
>
> Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call
> it a hemorrhoid when it's in your ***?
>
> Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at
> you,
> but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window
>
>
>
Don't let my Dh find out that Goofy is a dog!! He did an entire research paper in college proving that goofy is NOT A DOG!!! he even spoke with people in Disney about the very subject. Goofy is a goof....no a dog...but don't tell him I said so
