Ohhh the things children say

[Chatter Box]

My niece was in the dressing room with my sister in law, she is 2 and 1/2..
My SIL asks me does it look ok, my butt's not too big is it..Well DN decides to calmly reply rather loudly... mommy your butt is sooooooooo big....

 

[hugsquared]

I...can't....breathe

 

[pirateofthecarolinas]

As a child I loved trucks, always pointing them out, however i could not pronounce the tr sound and so i replaced it with an F....imagine how people reacted to a little girl screaming that word at the top of her lungs pointing to a fire*uck and so on lol.

This reminds me of my niece that liked to eat Ken*ucky Fried Chicken.

Lori

 

[Kermit]

Jacob hasn't said anything that I'd consider too embarassing yet, but DH is mortified when we're out shopping and he goes away for a minute and when he comes back, Jacob loudly says, "Daddy went potty. Did you have a good go potty, Daddy?"

 

[cepmom]

When my best friend's cousin was about 2 or 3, she pronounced her K as a T. So one day she asked me how many kitties I have....but she used a T sound instead of a K. I knew what she was asking and I immediately answered "2" (since I have 2 cats) and immediately hear roaring laughter.....I didn't even think about how my answer sounded!

Kimya

OMG...my DD (now 8) did this too...she was talking about my Mom's cats and
asked what color they were "what color are Amma's *itties" "Amma has 2 *itties". We were dying!!

A little girl I babysit also says "t" for "k". She is obsessed with puppies and kittens and one day at school, was wearing a t-shirt with pictures of kittens on the front. She asked her friend Joshua if her liked her "*itties"

 

[pfishgirl]

When my son was young, we use to tease him about being left on the door step by gypsies..

Years later, we thought he was over it until we were having a discussion over family photos and I was pregnant in the photo. I said see mommy has a baby in her belly in that picture.. He asks well where is the baby, what happen to him? I said it was you in there. He says no mommy I was left on the doorsteps by gypsies, that must be another baby..

 

[KimR]

When my youngest DD was around 2 or 3 I was giving her a bath and she said to me very matter-of-factly 'Mommy, when I grow up I am going to have breasts and I am going to look soooooo CUTE!' . Thankfully, we were in the privacy of our own home for that one!

 

[ChrisnSteph]

My 2 y/o son cracked us up the other day! I was going around the kitchen, swatting flies. I hadn't picked them up yet, and my son spotted a dead one laying on a chair. He kept saying "uh oh mom, uh oh" and wanting to pick up the fly. I told him not to touch it, the fly is dead. He responded with "Fly dead? Fly need batteries mom?" We were dying laughing!

 

[jekajekalynn]

OMG!!! Apparently the Tag Fairy liked my thread!! lol I got my first ever tag!

 

[mainewmn]

Oh we had a few but one of the most memorable ones was when DS 15 was about 5 or so and was talking to a store clerk about his grandmother whom we wore purchasing a gift for, the conversation went like this:

Clerk: Did you pick these flowers all by yourself?
DS: Uh-a
Clerk: WOW you sure did a good job, who are they for
DS: my grandma.
Clerk: well she is sure lucky to get such beautiful flowers
DS: Yes she is, she also has a Cadillac in her eye!

 

[lillygator]

Kids are so funny!
I have been keeping a book of DD's funnies - I call it Samantha~isms.....
one day her ears were bothering her and she wanted me to put rain drops in her ears to make them feel better.
on the way home from school one day I asked how her day was and she said "good, except I fell like humpty dumpty".
at the start of potty training we got her the royal potty which trupmets out when something happens...well she had been on there a while and the seat kept making noise and she kept saying "stop it potty" - it was s o funny!
I have to write them all down for her or I forget - and Grandma loves hearing them!

 

[anewvance]

LMAO way to funny......

My 4 year old daughter had surgery last Wed. The doctor came in for a final exam before the surgery. My daugher was coloring and she said look a blue crayon. He said well spell blue. She said B L U E. They were very impressed, 4 years old and can spell. So the doctor gets sly on her and says ok then spell violet. My daughter doesn't miss a beat, she spells P U R P L E. Let me say I was one impressed mom.