Oh Yeah, V's At It Again! A May 2007 Pre-Trip Report

[Lauralee131]

Oh this is great stuff!

We really need someone to post the scary toilet paper thing on this thread too--cause it should go in Jo's reference letter as evidence of her good taste and all! (Plus, it'll REALLY confuse V)

V my very good friend...you're missing some good stuff!! You've got a lot of catching up to do!

And she was probably just worried we'd just be running amuck randomly!

 

[Disneyland_Mama]

 

[sorul82?]

Random amuckness just wouldn't do...

 

[sorul82?]

Oh this is soo much fun! Like in college when our suite mates would go home for the weekend and we would do stuff to their room!

 

[Disneyland_Mama]

Oh this is soo much fun! Like in college when our suite mates would go home for the weekend and we would do stuff to their room!

I just couldn't resist!!

 

[sorul82?]

Jo should make that doll her new avatar. (nah, I like seeing cutey pie Jo) Hey, can someone put the green Mickey ears on the doll?

 

[Disneyland_Mama]

Jo should make that doll her new avatar. (nah, I like seeing cutey pie Jo) Hey, can someone put the green Mickey ears on the doll?

OMG!!! That's even scarier!!!

 

[DisneyJo]

But seriously now, we must all put our commoner heads together to prepare a reference letter so that our Caravan Queen will be accepted into the "Uppity Up" Golf club next week. Of course, the aforementioned songs should definitely be included (and may well be that final straw ). We must do our very best to guarantee her placement........anyone with ANY golf knowledge is welcome to ad lib (eg: "Although Jo is handicapped, she still manages to do a 12 over on a one off")

Oh, ho ho ho ho....
Everybody was Carvan riding: Ya
DisneyJo was fast as lightning.
It was a one off frightning
But us Americans she's exciting



One two, do the holiday
Three four, static all the way

I say, one two, bring your hot tea
Three four, and a cos-ey.....

Looks like everyone is havign such fun while the Princess is away!!!!

I think at my expense

OMG!!! That's even scarier!!!

OMG it was scary before but now

V hurry up and return and sort this lot out!

 

[TEminnie]

Wow.....
The green ears really are scary
I need to spend more time here to learn how to do the really important things like that!

 

[sharkB8HooHaHa]

HEY! Who's been in my grandmother's house??? That doll looks familiar!

 

[twob4him]

"Today is the Day" sung to the tune of The Pirates of the Carabbean:

Yo, Ho, Yo, Ho, A Princess V's Life For Me
V planned a Disney Trip and we followed along
while singing this merry song,
but today is the day when she returns
to inform us of all her sojourns,

Yo Ho Yo Ho a Princess V's trippie for me.

 

[dance2874]

Wow.....
The green ears really are scary
I need to spend more time here to learn how to do the really important things like that!

No kidding!! You guys are too funny. Cant wiat to hear your punishment went V gets back! Hey, at least we had those fantastic shoes to keep us company here while she was gone

 

[Lauralee131]

Hey - it's me...just checking to see if you're "home" yet...

You know, in case you were wondering where I was... on the day you're supposed be home....

 

[TEminnie]

Hey y'all, help me insert the pics and add to this letter cause we gotta get it right by 5/12!


To: Esteemed members of the Uppity Up Golf Club
From: Lime lovin' focker watcher club

We, the members of the aforementioned club, wood like support our close and deerest friend, Jo [insert last name].
We feel she wood be an asset to your club on account of the followin' reazons:

1. Favorite color-lime green. She promises to wear that color and only that color at all official club meetins.

2. Favorite animal: crocodile.
We hear tell she is supportin' an enviromental crusade to add crocs to the Florida area and is actively researchin' their habitat and such.

3. Favorite house accessory:

That alone proves her sense of style--she would welcome the other ladies to come to her house for tea at any time. She even has tea cozies for your use and she can brew Southern iced tea for all y'all Southern Englanders.

4. Golf knowledge:
Jo has been often quoted on the internet:
"Although Jo is handicapped, she still manages to do a 12 over on a one off"


She can even borrow a port-a-potty cart to haul around [insert s'lates red neck golf pics]

5. Financial need:
Jo [insert last name] dreams of bringin' her youngins' to America to see the beloved Disney world (she even goes to callin' herself DisneyJo to try to be part of the dream)....but alas, all she can afford is a trip to the mountains to a static caravan. [insert pics of caravan]

Jo is tryin' hard to git some money and once said "any $ made from renting out trailers over there I want commision from OK "

Why here's a song I wrote about poor Jo:

"oh, let me tell y' all a story bout a girl named Jo,
a poor Englander, with 2 kids in tow,
she goes up to them mountains in her static caravan,
where it's too dang cold to even get a tan!"

and another:

h, ho ho ho ho....
Everybody was Carvan riding: Ya
DisneyJo was fast as lightning.
It was a one off frightning
But us Americans she's exciting



One two, do the holiday
Three four, static all the way

I say, one two, bring your hot tea
Three four, and a cos-ey.....

Why, poor Jo had to borrow that there BMW from the PGA (the Poor Golfers Association) jist to get here today.

In closin, we would jist like to say..
"Thanks for yer support" and Vote for Jo, Caravan Queen

 

[DisneyJo]

Wow TEM that is absolutely amazing, hilarious but amazing If I don't get in with that letter well there's just no hope

Thank you

 

[TEminnie]

Wow TEM that is absolutely amazing, hilarious but amazing If I don't get in with that letter well there's just no hope

Thank you

Aw, thanks...I worked so hard on it! Now, don't forget to print out the final draft......oh, wait, just give us the address and we can mail it for you!

 

[Lauralee131]

Aw, thanks...I worked so hard on it! Now, don't forget to print out the final draft......oh, wait, just give us the address and we can mail it for you!

OMG you are too funny!!!

 

[Lauralee131]

Oh where, oh where has my PrincessV gone?
Oh where, oh where can she be?
She up and left and it's been so long...
Oh where, oh where can she be?

Oh where, oh where has my PrincessV gone?
Oh where, oh where can she be?
She's not here and it feels so wrong...
Oh where, oh where can she be????

Oh where, oh where has my PrincessV gone?
Oh where, oh where can she be?
Jo's playing with dolls and we're all singing songs
Oh where, oh where can she be????



Ok, that was the best I could do without using any of "the 7 dirty words you can't say on television"

 

[cmp1111]

So our days look like this:
5/1 MK morning, then hang at the AKL pool before dinner at Boma
5/2 meet up with D at MGM, then head to CSR before dinner at Ohana
5/3 Typhoon Lagoon, followed by some down time and Girls’ Night
5/4 MK baybee!, then some pool time and dinner at Concourse Steakhouse
5/5 EP all day, lunch at Biergarten and dinner, maybe dessert instead at Coral Reef.
5/6 our last day… my family will start out at either MK or AK (Leo’s choice), then head to EP with lunch at Garden grill. D and family will go to AK all day.

I scrolled through a bunch of the report, trying to figure out when she'd be back, and this is what I found... Tonight's her last night, but she won't be back home until late tomorrow...

Who's got another song? They've been vastly entertaining!

 

[sorul82?]

to the tune of Girls on Film

See her towing static caravan across Scotland at midnight
Heads turning cause this caravan is a rubbish sight
Then put some sugar in the tea pot
Whilst the unsweetened tea is still hot, is still hot
And I sense her putting me on the naughty list for the rest of time


Jo on Holiday, one off later, Jo on Holiday
Jo on Holiday, get out your cosey, Jo on Holiday