Oh no! I killed momma and daddy mouse

[catsrule]

Just be glad you don't get them as gifts at your doorstep.

 

[Serena]

I used to all the time. I had a cat that loved to bring me presents. I figured she wanted to take care of me. I tried not to insult her by letting her see me get rid of them or my reaction to them.
One day she brought me a baby bird, alive. I tried to save the darn thing.

 

[catsrule]

One summer day, Simba outdid himself. Went out to my car to go to work, there was a decapitated bird on the doorstep. At my car door, there was another decapitated bird. Went to the passenger side, another decapitated bird. He wanted to be sure I saw them before I got into my car. What a guy!

 

[Serena]

Oh my! He was determined wasn't he. You would think he likes you or somethin.

 

[catsrule]

And it wasn't even Valentine's Day.