Oh me, oh my-does baby Suri really exist???update now aka "The Suri Challenge"

[CathrynRose]

CathrynRose, I think what you meant to say is that she is amazing and the most beautiful baby in the world.

She is really cute though. I think she looks like Kat(i)e. Who's the body guard, I think I could take her .

Did any of you read the thread about the reborn baby dolls? There is a doll on there named Suri. Could this have possibly have been the 1st pic?
http://www.reborn-baby.com/asian-reborn-suri.html hhmmm...:

WTH was I thinking?!?!? AMAZING!!! Yes, yes, yes... Im so unScientologist.

The "body guard"? Thats Grandma!!! Tom's Mom.... see the resemblence? We could TOTALLY take her. A swift kick to the knee cap would have her dropping like a bag of dirt! It would take YEARS of audits to get rid of that engram!

Those dolls - holy cow! ADORABLE! Or should I say *AMAZING*!!!

 

[my4kids]

She is allegedly the most glorious girl! So you think Tom has tried to get her plastic surgery yet to hide the asian (chris Klien) eyes? Katie must love being watched over by Tom's handler-mother. Weird. She was the one holding the baby at the wedding. I'm sure Kat(i)e's mother appreciated that. Everyone who get married and invites their born-out-of-wedlock child to the wedding has the mother in law hold the baby (NOT!) Wouldn't you think in a normal world the maternal granny would have her? I guess if you have not gone through the "purification" course - you're not clean enough to touch the baby. Has anyone seen a picture of the maternal grandparents holding the baby?

Has anyone noticed lately that there has been a barrage of scientologists doing the talk show late night circuit? Are they going for sateration?

 

[CathrynRose]

Has anyone noticed lately that there has been a barrage of scientologists doing the talk show late night circuit? Are they going for sateration?

I have, I HAVE noticed that!!!

Theyre freaking weird. Allegedly....

Something MUST be up - the Mother ship is headed this way??? Hmmm??

 

[CathrynRose]

Katie spotted - with no handlers:

http://www.tmz.com/tmz_main_video?titleid=537018609 (click on the link video.... so scripted!!!)

Katie Holmes Appears Sans Minders
Posted Feb 26th 2007 3:02PM by TMZ Staff
Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Tom and Katie

Thetan-in-training Katie Holmes brought her hypnotic charm to the ultra-chic Giorgio Armani fashion show Saturday night, where she posed for pics on the red carpet and even took time to answer a few questions.

Sounding like she was reading from a script, Holmes talked about the Beckhams, the Oscars, her upcoming project and baby Suri.

It's nice to see the anatomically correct doll, er, actress speak.

 

[Daxx]

The "body guard"? Thats Grandma!!! Tom's Mom.... see the resemblence? We could TOTALLY take her. A swift kick to the knee cap would have her dropping like a bag of dirt! It would take YEARS of audits to get rid of that engram!

OMG -- that is allegedly the most hysterical thing I've read today, CathrynRose!

 

[SplshMtn99]

Wow...now THAT's a bad picture.

 

[Poohnatic]

Wait a minute, Katie's saying Suri is walking-allegedly. Hmmm, this supports the theory that she really had Suri in January.

Like the thought bubbles added!


Suzanne

 

[sandramaac]

What is she, nine/ten months old and walking by herself or toddling around the furniture. If she is really 'walking', then no doubt that was a 'slip' on Mrs. Cruise's part and I am almost sure she will be sent back in for re-programming. As for a nine month old walking, sure it happens from time time to time, but good sense tells me this baby is older than they are letting on.

 

[SplshMtn99]

Poor Kat(i)e. Now they'll NEVER let her out alone again.

Good catch Poohnatic.

 

[CathrynRose]

Poor Kat(i)e. Now they'll NEVER let her out alone again.

Good catch Poohnatic.

Youre reading my mind. Hope you all enjoyed the last look of Kat(i)e we shall see in a long, LONG time.

Very good catch! Well, come on!!! All Scientologist munchkins are much advanced! By next week, she'll be driving!

Alright - The Beckhams and the word "Exciting" Are you freaking kidding me? I dont know about you, but I dont find it exciting, at all. It doesnt excite me... and last I checked most of my american friends wouldnt include themselves in this "excited america" group of people.

Many things excite Americans....and I wouldnt ever list "The Beckhams" as one of them.

HOwever - In ScientologyLand:

Suri = Amazing
The Beckhams = Exciting
"Motherhood" = Fortunate

 

[babynurse1]

Wait a minute, Katie's saying Suri is walking-allegedly. Hmmm, this supports the theory that she really had Suri in January.

Like the thought bubbles added!


Suzanne

What is she, nine/ten months old and walking by herself or toddling around the furniture. If she is really 'walking', then no doubt that was a 'slip' on Mrs. Cruise's part and I am almost sure she will be sent back in for re-programming. As for a nine month old walking, sure it happens from time time to time, but good sense tells me this baby is older than they are letting on.

You guys are sharp. Thanks for the enjoyable reading!

 

[Poohnatic]

What is she, nine/ten months old and walking by herself or toddling around the furniture. If she is really 'walking', then no doubt that was a 'slip' on Mrs. Cruise's part and I am almost sure she will be sent back in for re-programming. As for a nine month old walking, sure it happens from time time to time, but good sense tells me this baby is older than they are letting on.

My son was walking at 9 months. HOWEVER, this was due to having day care provider's son start walking two weeks earlier. Kyle was three months older, and I'm convinced that having someone his size hitting those milestones was the template for him hitting all of them extremely early. Pediatrician agreed with my assessment of that-he was SHOCKED when son came in for the checkup walking.

I firmly believe that Katie slipped up and Suri is really a year old.

Suzanne

 

[CathrynRose]

There she is again, with those black hose.

If Posh Spice starts wearing them.......

 

[CathrynRose]

How could I have missed this? December 7th!!! And Im just seeing this now?

Black hose - again:

DOnt they have Scientologist stylists, or something. Good heavens....

 

[Poohnatic]

Hate to say it cathryn, I wear black hose. I admit it. Then again, I have a darn good reason-it's to hide my scary looking vascular issues. Katie doesn't have an excuse, lol.

suzanne

 

[Nancy]

Chris ????

Josh????

so who is the daddy?

Tommy Boy???

 

[my4kids]

Chris ????

Josh????

so who is the daddy?

Tommy Boy???

My money is still on Josh.

When I first saw they let her out, I thought, "Oh, no - they must really have her good and brainwashed to trust that" but then I realized they didn't let Katie out by herself! Didn't you all see that JT and Kelly Preston were there to watch over her?

 

[CathrynRose]

My money is still on Josh.

When I first saw they let her out, I thought, "Oh, no - they must really have her good and brainwashed to trust that" but then I realized they didn't let Katie out by herself! Didn't you all see that JT and Kelly Preston were there to watch over her?

Yeah - they usually dont get handling duties.... They usually dont go OUT. They were totally there to keep an eyeball on her.

I have to agree... I initially thought Chris....but MAN - she IS looking like JOSH!!!

ANd check this out: (PerezHilton really dont like them all)

WHo's that angry looking dude in the background???

You thought TomKat were starting to behave kinda "normal" lately? Think again!!!

Us Weekly has some illuminating details on Tom & Katie's continue bizarre behavior.

Katie Holmes raised eyebrows with her demure manner on the red carpet at the Vanity Fair Oscar party.
Upon arriving at the famed afterparty, Cruise urged his bride to pose for a photograph alone.

"Take a shot of her," he told photographers.

But according to an onlooker, the 28-year-old actress refused to take a picture without him.

The actor then led Holmes around by the hand, pulling her back and forth while he mingled and she remained silent.

Cruise, 44, greeted a few photographers but didn't introduce his wife, who said nothing and stood next to her husband, waiting for him to finish his conversations.

He later asked her again to pose for a picture alone, and she finally agreed.

"She looks at him for direction," the witness tells Us.


So he's still got the mind control going on AND he's feeding her the happy pills!

 

[CathrynRose]

I mean - come on!!! Since when are they BFF's?!? Its not like theyre even close in age, or SOMETHING to have common ground with...

And Katie looks a mess - allegedly:

 

[Nancy]

Seeing how much TALLER she is than him makes me realize how mcuh she was slouched for their wedding shots. WOW!

You ever notice how the handlers always look like they just sucked lemons?

Oh yeah...I think Suri looks a lot like Josh (allegedly)...she has his mouth and now that her hair is lightening up....well?????