Oh come on Tiger...fess up

[TennVolTony]

Here's my take.....Tiger is cut bad enough to need stiches in the car "accident" however the front windshield, drivers window and passenger window are not broken, not even cracked. The airbag didn't deploy so that didn't cut ya up, there is not ONE DROP of blood inside the vehicle.......the back window was smashed in so Elin could "get you out and save you" ...... WRONG DUDE!!! I'll bet my last dollar this is what happened...........

Elin found out you were screwing around and bashed you in the head with a 3 iron (notice the Nike Swoosh outline in your forhead) this dazed you and you ran like a ***** to your Escalde and she follwed close behind yelling " Fore you two timing jerk I'm gonna play 18 holes on your face"..

You make it to the truck, still dazed and try to escape her tee shots on your head....you look back to see where she is and BANG...fire hydrant and tree get struck.....Elin runs to your driver door and you won't unlock it so she bashes the back windows out, drags your *** out into the street and beats the hell out of you........911 tape from a neighbor says he finds you out cold in the middle of the street...ALONE....

Elin had finished her round on you and had moved on to the next ***** ...I mean hole....

man if she gets half of everything...........THAT'S A LOT!!!!!!!!!

 

[Robinrs]

OmG, TVT!!!! You hit a HOLE in ONE!!!

Tiger ain't fooling NObody....

 

[BriarfoxinWA]

MTE!

 

[~disneydiva~]

Here's my take.....Tiger is cut bad enough to need stiches in the car "accident" however the front windshield, drivers window and passenger window are not broken, not even cracked. The airbag didn't deploy so that didn't cut ya up, there is not ONE DROP of blood inside the vehicle.......the back window was smashed in so Elin could "get you out and save you" ...... WRONG DUDE!!! I'll bet my last dollar this is what happened...........

Elin found out you were screwing around and bashed you in the head with a 3 iron (notice the Nike Swoosh outline in your forhead) this dazed you and you ran like a ***** to your Escalde and she follwed close behind yelling " Fore you two timing jerk I'm gonna play 18 holes on your face"..

You make it to the truck, still dazed and try to escape her tee shots on your head....you look back to see where she is and BANG...fire hydrant and tree get struck.....Elin runs to your driver door and you won't unlock it so she bashes the back windows out, drags your *** out into the street and beats the hell out of you........911 tape from a neighbor says he finds you out cold in the middle of the street...ALONE....

Elin had finished her round on you and had moved on to the next *****...I mean hole....

man if she gets half of everything...........THAT'S A LOT!!!!!!!!!

 

[Jenvenza]

LOL! I think we have a winner!!!

 

[JessicaR]

Thats the way I see it too! Your story made for some great mental visuals.

 

[Minnie824]

I don't think its fair that police are not pushing as much to talk to him..if it was a reversal, and he had gone after her with a golf club, or even if there was speculation of it, there would be so many more issues.

 

[Robinrs]

I don't think its fair that police are not pushing as much to talk to him..if it was a reversal, and he had gone after her with a golf club, or even if there was speculation of it, there would be so many more issues.

He'd be arrested and lawyered up good.

 

[lillygator]

she was "tee'ed" off! (I heard that one this am)

 

[Rora]

I'm pretty sure you hit the nail on the head! I don't believe any of this "I had an accident" crap.

 

[2Kds2K9]

Tiger better beware. I heard Elin was seen having lunch with Lorena Bobbit!

 

[sbell111]

Here's my take.....Tiger is cut bad enough to need stiches in the car "accident" however the front windshield, drivers window and passenger window are not broken, not even cracked. The airbag didn't deploy so that didn't cut ya up, there is not ONE DROP of blood inside the vehicle.......the back window was smashed in so Elin could "get you out and save you" ...... WRONG DUDE!!! I'll bet my last dollar this is what happened...........

Elin found out you were screwing around and bashed you in the head with a 3 iron (notice the Nike Swoosh outline in your forhead) this dazed you and you ran like a ***** to your Escalde and she follwed close behind yelling " Fore you two timing jerk I'm gonna play 18 holes on your face"..

You make it to the truck, still dazed and try to escape her tee shots on your head....you look back to see where she is and BANG...fire hydrant and tree get struck.....Elin runs to your driver door and you won't unlock it so she bashes the back windows out, drags your *** out into the street and beats the hell out of you........911 tape from a neighbor says he finds you out cold in the middle of the street...ALONE....

Elin had finished her round on you and had moved on to the next *****...I mean hole....

man if she gets half of everything...........THAT'S A LOT!!!!!!!!!

I imagine that the window was broken before his vehicle made it away from the house.

I don't think its fair that police are not pushing as much to talk to him..if it was a reversal, and he had gone after her with a golf club, or even if there was speculation of it, there would be so many more issues.

In Florida, a driver is not required to talk to the police after an accident. They can examine the vehicle and the scene and they can ask for license, registration, and insurance info.

Since there is no complaint regarding physical abuse from either side, they cannot attempt to force a conversation. They apparently are going to try to get a court order for medical records, but I suspect that Tiger's lawyers will fight that.

At the end of the day, they will likely issue him a ticket for failing to maintain control of his vehicle, but that's probably it. Honestly, if it was Joe Jones in the driver's seat that evening, they would have simply written that ticket and moved along.

 

[The Mystery Machine]

I don't think its fair that police are not pushing as much to talk to him..if it was a reversal, and he had gone after her with a golf club, or even if there was speculation of it, there would be so many more issues.

He'd be arrested and lawyered up good.

Yep.

Imagine his wife, the former model, with facial lacerations? That is her bread and butter. She would have 10 kinds of hell brought down on him.

 

[Darsa]

Well all I can say is I'm glad I wasn't the only one having these thoughts! Though strangely enough I never did attempt any golf puns, that's very unlike me

 

[Mom2Ashli]

That sounds about right to me.

 

[SideshowBob]

You are too funny, my friend. The night that it happened the helecopters were so loud outside that SSB thought that we were being invaded!

 

[NY Disney fan]

If your funny, made-up story is true, then Tiger would be protecting his wife from legal charges. She would be arrested for battery (based on his adultery). That's why he's not talking. They got 2 babies at home that need mom. Elin should have taken the Jenny Sanford class: take the kids and move out.

 

[Micca]

TVT has nailed it! Good to see you Tony (and Sideshow and Robin).

 

[okeydokey]

I hadn't thought about that way, but I guess seeing that it isn't any of my business, I'll let the Woods deal with it.

 

[joyjoy]

Yep.

Imagine his wife, the former model, with facial lacerations? That is her bread and butter.

Actually, I think now that the PGA is the bread and Buick, Titleist, LaCoste, Nike, Gatorade, etc are the butter.