I had to post these, haha. THE OFFICE SONGS!
The best one is "Dunder and Dwightning" by Sweet Diss & The Comebacks
VERSE 1.
Jim in sales has got it bad today
Receptionist's engaged to Roy (Receptionist, engaged to Roy)
With camera looks and clever quips
He stole her heart like poker chips
And later she called off her wedding day
Was it love or was it all the tricks
We played on the boss's number 2? (Boss's number 2...)
Is it all just office politics?
I couldn't care less when I'm with you
CHORUS.
If you're working 9 to 5
And can't get out alive
Just meet me in the breakroom in 10
We'll hang out, hiding from the boss
And pray our paths don't cross
I'll say it's like we're on the lam
You'll say "Hello, Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam."
VERSE 2.
The ARM is secretly in love
With Angela in accounting ("Tight-*** Christian chick")
He said "if 1 plus 1 is 2
Then all I really need need is you
To make this simple equation complete"
Question: did you see me act in the
Screenplay Michael wrote that I tore through? (Here's a Dunder-Ku...)
Bears Beets Battlestar Galactica
And Agent Scarn were no match for you
[CHORUS]
BRIDGE.
Can you beer me one more chance to say what I wanna say?
I'm a bit worn out, cause I've been playing Flonkerton all day, hey hey
It's a drag trying to make ends meet but I guess we could do worse
I mean, where else can you find a guy like Dwigt buying a purse?
Got a new iPod for Christmas, think I'd rather stay at home
Suddenly got Count Choculitis, can you hand me the phone, oh no
Gotta move that grill I think I'll spend the day in bed
It won't be the first time I've faked it and, that's what she said
[CHORUS]
Let's gangbang this thing and go home
Hello, Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam
This was the best Dundies ever!
What's the downside? ...collapse on myself like a dying star
Hey Oscar, how was your gay-cation?
Pippity poppity give me the zoppity
"Pam Pong" by Sweet Diss & The Comebacks
VERSE 1.
She will make up her hair
But she cant make up her mind
She will answer the phones
But she cant answer her own heart
Shes the kind of girl you see
Whose smile could light the Electric City
Shes the kind of girl you know
That you could marry just to show you care
CHORUS.
So how are you Beesly?
Whos getting you down?
You know that you tease me
When no ones around
Every day
VERSE 2.
Catherine Zeta flirts
Bobblehead Joe has fireworks
The boss is already out
Hell Schrute it up I have no doubt
Shes the kind of girl youd adore
That you could make your famous cheese sandwich for
And dance until the music stops
Look into her eyes
Tell her how you feel
[CHORUS]
OUTRO.
She said swaying isnt dancing
And any idiot could tell you that I was crushed and what I said to her
Was so mean and then I walked away from
The girl I love
The girl I need
The girl I deeply care about
The girl I want
The girl I desire
The girl I simply cant live without