October 29, 2005 Magic Part 4

[BeanoC]

Um...what is that? Those guys are creeping me out.

I thought it was Chris, Tim and Beano on 70's night. (YMCA??)

I gotta git me one of them thars "crematory" thingys....might come in handy for me in a few years time!!!

I can see where you might need one in a few years, Chris. Sadly, niether Costco or Walmart carry them. But I can have one shipped in for you if you like. They run about 800 grand. (Want 2?)

 

[DisneyDmbNut]

8k??? Wow..such a deal! Send me 4..I will sell them to all the dad's in the neighborhood who have girls!!

 

[tinkryansmom]

Bets nice shopping job. I always applaud a great bargain.

Hope everyone has a great Friday. First day of summer for Ryan and Kate. I will be checking the swim lesson/soccer camp schedule today. And emailing SueEllen regarding DLR, WDW and cruises for 2008.

What a fun day I shall have.

 

[soccerdad-Chris]

I can see where you might need one in a few years, Chris. Sadly, niether Costco or Walmart carry them. But I can have one shipped in for you if you like. They run about 800 grand. (Want 2?)

Great!! Thanks....sounds like something you gotta order in advance...prolly takes a while to install one in the house....

Oh, Beano....almost forgot....you got $800K I can borrow?

 

[DisneyDmbNut]

wait...800K??????? I think I will only take 2!

 

[soccerdad-Chris]

wait...800K??????? I think I will only take 2!

Hey Beano, in addition to my loan, Bets needs $1.6M. Okay?

 

[DisneyDmbNut]

shhh...your gonna scare Beansey...

 

[BeanoC]

Beansy don't scare easily. That whole "We're out of Coors Light" thing at Castaway Cay last year scared the bejeesus out of me, but other than that...



Hey, luckey - Now is the time when I should come to Vegas. I heard today that the Tropicana is having a corpse display this month! (Yes, really).
I have always wondered what one of those looked like up close.

 

[soccerdad-Chris]

Beansy don't scare easily. That whole "We're out of Coors Light" thing at Castaway Cay last year scared the bejeesus out of me, but other than that...

Cool...so you'll lend me the money and have the crematory shipped ASAP?? What a pal you are!!

Btw, those things use alot of electricity? Propane? Natural Gas? Batteries? What?

 

[DisneyDmbNut]

um..I think they use FIRE

 

[ophie]

um..I think they use FIRE

Oh goodness... that's good stuff. Fire... wow... never woulda thought of that.

 

[BeanoC]

um..I think they use FIRE

I'm gonna have to try that!

Thanks, Bets. Good tip. This could really speed things up for us!

 

[soccerdad-Chris]

I'm gonna have to try that!

Thanks, Bets. Good tip. This could really speed things up for us!

Nothin' like the DIS Boards to get good, best-practice vocational tips....for example, today we're wrestling with a problem involving stack overflows occuring while making recursive calls to static class methods using a dynamically-instantiated delegate object. Anyone have any ideas how to deal with that??? Bets?? "Beansey" ??

 

[RonnieJo66]

Chris: your problem has a easy solution!














Aren't you the boss...well, pass the buck. Make the underlings sweat out all the details. And if that doesn't work...um, blow it up!


Remember everything is better with a glass of wine

 

[soccerdad-Chris]

Thanks, RJ!!! Rest assured that I pass the buck often and early whenever problems come up....how do ya think I got to be the "Big Boss"??!!?? I once had someone ask me, while trying (unsuccessfully) to get me to take responsibility for their problem, "But, doesn't the buck stop with you??". To that I replied, "Yes, it does...but rarely ever does it START with me!!". That's still my philosophy!!

And the wine advice is good, too....you can also rest assured that I employ that particular technique in problem-solving all the time!! Haven't seen your DH's advice on this subject yet, but I was anticipating that Coors Lite or its equivalent would be included somewhere in his recommendation!!!

 

[BeanoC]

today we're wrestling with a problem involving stack overflows occuring while making recursive calls to static class methods using a dynamically-instantiated delegate object. Anyone have any ideas how to deal with that??? Bets?? "Beansey"

I do indeed:

I suggest duct tape, bailing wire, and beer.


I have found that there are few problems in life that cannot be solved using those three things.


Some of the bigger problems require high explosives. But for now, those three oughta do it.

 

[DisneyDmbNut]

Chris, I have your answer...the simplest and the most popular among them is the stack smashing attack . The stack smashing attack overflows a buffer to overwrite the return address of a function, so that the return address points to the attack code that is injected into the stack by the attacker

whew..that was alot of thinking....I need a nap :opcorn:

 

[tinkryansmom]

Nothin' like the DIS Boards to get good, best-practice vocational tips....for example, today we're wrestling with a problem involving stack overflows occuring while making recursive calls to static class methods using a dynamically-instantiated delegate object. Anyone have any ideas how to deal with that??? Bets?? "Beansey" ??

Chris:

Neil suggests try using reverse Polish. Although he gives a big to the bailing wire, duct tape and beer.

 

[soccerdad-Chris]

I do indeed:
I suggest duct tape, bailing wire, and beer.

I have found that there are few problems in life that cannot be solved using those three things.

Some of the bigger problems require high explosives. But for now, those three oughta do it.

So, I take it from this that when your crematory is on the fritz and you have a "client" that requires such a thing, you improvise using duct tape, bailing wire, and beer?? Or, is that one of the times that explosives are required??

 

[DisneyDmbNut]

Or, is that one of the times that explosives are required??

I think I just threw-up alittle!!

Please tell me that doesn't happen? I live down the street from a cemetary and I hear lots of "booms"....hmmmmm