October 29, 2005 Magic Part 3

[Tenorsinging]

Oh and did I tell ya....

TAXES ARE DONE!

SAH WEEEET!!!!!...... ...good for you....still waiting to here from our CPA how mucha we gotta pay.

 

[Tenorsinging]

Tim just got home from work. He got a job offer today. $148,00 a year....oil and gas industry....why, oh why you say, am I not doing the happy dance???


ITS


IN





NIGERIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[RonnieJo66]

Nigeria, seriously?!

I don't think so..........hmmm, that's even farther than Florida

 

[BeanoC]

What's wrong with Nigeria?

Don't they have a Texas???

 

[Tenorsinging]

Nigeria, seriously?!

I don't think so..........hmmm, that's even farther than Florida

Seriously...not kidding....Nigeria....can't talk...having heart attack...

 

[Soccermom-Cheri]

flying by. flying by . flying by

 

[luckey-lasvegas]

Me Too !

 

[BeanoC]

Great googly-moogly, what a week it's been!

I finally have a night off, and I came out to play... so where is everyone?



Luckey - I might be in Vegas next week. Any suggestions as to where I should or shouldn't stay? Circus-Circus sure is cheap, but I'd rather be further down the Strip, like at the Mirage... but everything there is way 'spensive.

Ideas??

 

[Tenorsinging]

I'm here...I'm in the middle of having my 3rd nervous breakdown this week!!!


ala joey...HOW YOU DOIN????


how about renting a private jet...and taking all yer peeps with you to Vegas????

 

[BeanoC]

Only 3 this week, Tenor? Pretty calm, huh?

This quick jaunt to Vegas is just a "Beano-by-himself-to-decompress-for-2-days-by-playing-cards-and-drinking-beer-while-taking-their-money" kinda thang.

So in other words, um...

No. No private jet.

This time...

 

[BeanoC]

Oh, I see...

Nobody else come out to have fun with Beano.

I get it.

No problem.

I can play with... that is, BY, myself.

No seriously, don't bother. I'm good.

I'm ok, just me.

Y'all go about yer business. I'll just hang here, alone and such.

You good with that, Beano?

Um, I'd be better if you didn't talk to yourself in public, actually. It's kinda embarassing.

Alright, fine then, you can just leave me here alone TOO! I see how it is.




Errr... seek help, dude.

 

[Tenorsinging]

Only 3 this week, Tenor? Pretty calm, huh?

This quick jaunt to Vegas is just a "Beano-by-himself-to-decompress-for-2-days-by-playing-cards-and-drinking-beer-while-taking-their-money" kinda thang.

That is really awesome. I know it will be nice for you to be able to go and have some fun and not have to worry about your work.

HBO recently started playing "Six Feet Under" again from the beginning. I am sure that if even a third of that is true, you are under constant stress and strain. I didn't watch it the first time because it was too close to my mom and dad's death, but now I find it somewhat cathartic.

Win lotsa money, then NEXT time private jet thang!!

 

[BeanoC]

HBO's Six Feet Under, while entertaining, is about as realistic as an Elmer Fudd cartoon.

But aside from that, my 'biz' is indeed as stressful as having yer nutts in a vice. So to speak...

SO... Vegas, poker, Pai Gow, blackjack, and free beer?

Ya. That might help.

 

[Tenorsinging]

They said they did some stories from real life and checked with a buncha people in the biz, but I believe ya ifin ya say it's all a crock...it is interesting sometimes though in a very uh.....totally freaky way.

 

[Tenorsinging]

flying by. flying by . flying by

HI CHERI!!!!...and hiya to Chris too!!!!

 

[Tenorsinging]

Me Too !

HIYA to you too!!!!...


Okay....I've done my share tonite to help keep us on page 1...

Nitey Nite!!!!

 

[Tenorsinging]

Oh, I see...

Nobody else come out to have fun with Beano.

I get it.

No problem.

I can play with... that is, BY, myself.

No seriously, don't bother. I'm good.

I'm ok, just me.

Y'all go about yer business. I'll just hang here, alone and such.

You good with that, Beano?

Um, I'd be better if you didn't talk to yourself in public, actually. It's kinda embarassing.

Alright, fine then, you can just leave me here alone TOO! I see how it is.




Errr... seek help, dude.

Would you like to borrow one of my nervous breakdowns?????

 

[BeanoC]

Nitey-Nite, Tenor!

And no, thanks, I gots plenty of breakdowns of my own to sustain me.

And you can believe me when I tell you that whatever 'they' might say about the realism of Six Feet Under, it is 99.99999 % cable drama, and the remainder, loosely at best, applies to what I do every day. Because I have yet to see a camera crew chronicle my daily life, or watch me embalm, or otherwise accurately depict what it takes to get up every morning and run a funeral home. The Fishers are a funeral family of fiction. (Wow, that was lots of 'F's!!)



Here, we do it for real.

 

[DisneyDmbNut]

Pai Gow

Does RJ know you plan on doing this...better yet, does the immigration authorities?? Those poor people...sold into slavery for Vegas pleasure!

 

[BeanoC]

Well, when RJ gets up this morning, she'll see that I actually went ahead and made my ressies!

$348 for three nights INCLUDING airfare!

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go take their money from them.


"Hit me. BAM! You lose. Hit me. BAM! You lose..."