October 29, 2005 Magic Part 2

[Tenorsinging]

YES I DO AND THANK YOU! I bet you all $100,000,000,000,000,000 i can get anywhere on the ship un five minutes or less from anywhere.....

....uh...yes, but can you spell "in"???? inquiring minds want to know??? Where's darnokk, I'ma tellin...also "onw".....he he he....leverage agin ya with darnokk!!!!

 

[SpaceFaringBob]

I dunno about 34, give me..ummm.....one minute without the pee break. I think i could do it. DO YOU?

 

[SpaceFaringBob]

OH NO!! SHES TELLING THE EVIL LITTLE MONSTER KID AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[soccerdad-Chris]

By the way, does any1 know wut that # even is?? I dont. But no I couldnt cover that, I doubt even Bill Gates could cover that. But seriously, I will bet you onw WHOLE dollar if I can't do what i claim to be able to do.

Okay, Bob, I'll take you up on that $1 bet. I bet you can't get, within 5 minutes, from the basketball court on Deck 9 to clear security at the disembarkment plank on the morning we dock at Castaway Cay (within 1 hour of it being opened). Only one caveat: you can't cut in line.

We have a bet?

 

[Tenorsinging]

Tenor, you can come to my church. We have an express line for confessions - 3 sins or less.

Chris - It WAS in bad taste, and I got it covered anyway!

The boy scares me - he can go from Parrot Cay to the Roy Suite in 34 seconds... and stop to pee on the way.

Beans...izin that 3 big sins...or jest the "leetle" ones???? inquiring minds want to know...


FOR THE LOVE OF CAPTAIN AND TENILLE SPONGE BOB SPACE PANTS!!!


Go to bed, we don't wanna hear about yer pee!!!!i mean really...some people

 

[SpaceFaringBob]

AH HA! YOU LOSE ALREADY!! THE BASKETBALL COURT IS NOT ON DECK 9, IT IS ON 10!! AND PLUS, I SAID ON THE SHIP, CASTAWAY CAY'S DOCK ISN'T ON THE SHIP!!! SO there I win!

 

[SpaceFaringBob]

Well, I think we have a deal IF I don't have to get off the boat, just down to the line. The time it would take to finish the line would kill me.

 

[Tenorsinging]

OH NO!! SHES TELLING THE EVIL LITTLE MONSTER KID AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

all right now...I want you two to stop being mean to one another...embrace lets get you all to join hands with one another and sing kum bah yah.....

 

[BeanoC]

Chris, I sent him to do his homework, so he better not answer while I am posting this! LOL

But I gotta tell you man, it's a foolish bet! It's only a buck, so no matter, but the boy CAN do that. He'll wait the full hour, the crowd will have dispersed, and he'll go from basketball court to CC Post office in 5 flat!!

I'll cover him. Lemme see if I can borrow a buck from his sister...

 

[Tenorsinging]

BEANS!!!!!! Yer leavin...on a jetplane... this weekend??? I thought you didn't go out until next Tuesday er sumpin......


Hey did I mention to you???????



I GOT MY DOCS!!!!!!!!!


and don't forget...........

 

[BeanoC]

Ah HA!! You DID post, you evil little Bob!!

All bets are off. Now I must go stick hot needles in the boys armpits, and drip melted wax into his eye sockets. Then he shall become toenail-less, by way of rusty pliers.

Am I getting my point across, oh sleepy-Bob???

 

[soccerdad-Chris]

AH HA! YOU LOSE ALREADY!! THE BASKETBALL COURT IS NOT ON DECK 9, IT IS ON 10!! AND PLUS, I SAID ON THE SHIP, CASTAWAY CAY'S DOCK ISN'T ON THE SHIP!!! SO there I win!

Not so fast there, Bob. Okay, I admit, I got the deck wrong on the basketball court. That doesn't change the nature of the challenge: get from the basketball court (there's only one) on WHATEVER DECK IT'S ON, and clear security (that means once they pass your KTTW card through the machine (which is still on the ship, I might add), in 5 minutes or less. And, as an added bonus, you don't have to stop and PEE!!

That's it. One dollar. If you wanna get legally technical on me, ask your Dad: you'll get a legal post you didn't bargain for!!

Is it a bet?

 

[BeanoC]

Tenor, read my post more carefully... I shall post on Monday, a little, and maybe even Tuesday morning. But none of this lovely all-night wittiness that our fans have become so fond of. I got my docs too. Whattya want, a trophy?

 

[Tenorsinging]

ya gotta love the lerve between a fatha and his off spring....

 

[BeanoC]

Bob - say yes. You can do that easily. We'll use the Cobra radios to monitor the "race". It'll be an easy victory - like it matters - a buck won't even get you a piece of carpet lint with Disney!!!

 

[Tenorsinging]

Tenor, read my post more carefully... I shall post on Monday, a little, and maybe even Tuesday morning. But none of this lovely all-night wittiness that our fans have become so fond of. I got my docs too. Whattya want, a trophy?

WE HAVE FANS??????


yeah...I did mis-read it...I thought you were tryin to be funny or sumpin saying how you have never really posted much...just the occasional monday, maybe a tuesday morning....

 

[soccerdad-Chris]

Tenor, read my post more carefully... I shall post on Monday, a little, and maybe even Tuesday morning. But none of this lovely all-night wittiness that our fans have become so fond of. I got my docs too. Whattya want, a trophy?

Btw, Beano, our docs came in the same container as yours. If I were Betsy (or whatever the hell her name is), I'd have serious concerns about the legitimacy of her docs. Have you EVER heard of Disney putting ANYTHING important into something completely transparent, with no corporate branding at all. I DON'T THINK SO.

 

[BeanoC]

Tenor, I love my son so much, it is immeasurable. I would lay down my life for him without hesitation.

If he is not in bed and off the damn internet in 3 seconds, he shall suffer, at my hand, a slow and painful torture of biblical proportions.

 

[Tenorsinging]

......tenor drooling in corner again......really should go.......

Buh Bye!!!!!!!

 

[soccerdad-Chris]

Tenor, I love my son so much, it is immeasurable. I would lay down my life for him without hesitation.

If he is not in bed and off the damn internet in 3 seconds, he shall suffer, at my hand, a slow and painful torture of biblical proportions.

Beano, I am in COMPLETE AGREEMENT WITH YOUR PARENTAL DECISION. Except that, first, your 15-year-old son needs to make a decision on whether he wants to make a betting wager with ME.

Don't you understand PRIORITIES??!!??