October 29, 2005 Magic Part 2

[Soccermom-Cheri]

The sun has gone to bed and so must I
So long, farewell, auf wiedersehn, goodbye,
Goodbye,
Goodbye,
Goodbye!

I think we've found the music for the party .... Tim seems to know all of the words, so he gets to be Maria.

 

[Tenorsinging]

SHEEEEEE's BAAAAAAAACK


No can sleepy on that slumber land express, wasn't no-stop...think it was about 10 stops.....

 

[RonnieJo66]

Thanks Trishy


LOOK!!!! it works now!!!! woo-hoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Tenorsinging]

How 'bout some jokes? Don't worry Sue Ellen they are clean



For all you engineers and other geniuses who have difficulty converting units:

Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond

weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram
1/2 a large intestine = 1 semicolon
basic unit of laryngitis= 1 hoarsepower
1000 milliliters of wet socks = 1 literhosen
1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
10 rations = 1 decoration
52 cards = 1 decacards
2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale Univ. = 1 IV League
4 nickels = 2 paradigms (get it? pair a dimes???? HAAAAAAAAA, I kill me! )

1 havdalah = fifty cents

and finally......

1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz!!!!!


Well, that's not all of them, but didn't want to bore you will all of them at the same time, held some back to bore you with them later....when ya least expect it.........EXPECT IT!!!!


Up again, but....still breathing,

Tenor

 

[Tenorsinging]

RJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ wheere are uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu????


helllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooo

hey, I'm over 300.



Beuller?

 

[Tenorsinging]

ok, everybody gone gone....guess it's melatonin time....



dahn dahn dahn dahn, dahn dahn, dahn dahn, MELATONIN TIME!!

 

[trishy]

WOOOO HOOOOOOO!!! Great Job RJ!!! Looking good.


Lynne - that's hilarious. I sent it to my dh to give him a laugh while he's working. Love it!

Thanks for the Gold Star, Cheri!!! It's my first ever.

Shoot! I hope you were including me in the playing nice category!

 

[Tenorsinging]

we are loco en la cabeza.

UMMMMM excuse me there sinjoreeta, oh wait you's is married so that right there makes you one of them thar sinjoras:

but we don't hablow no es-spamyoel on this here web page...I mean you caint jest go around hablowing anywhere you feel like it.... you mite jest hert yerself......you need a permit fer it!!!!



NOW WAIT JEST ONE MORE MINUTE, be sure and read this part cuz it's mooey import tantee:


anyone out there at all think I have any chance in he** outrunnin them men in the white coats???????

 

[luckey-lasvegas]

Well Kids it look like you had another fun night while I was slaving away at work.
So Tinkryansmom will be in town in time for NFR too cool ! You may be interested to know that my future husband Keith Urban wil be playing at the Mandalay Bay on Dec. 6th.

Betsy: The Dave Matthews Band is going to play Vegas Fest, not sure of the date.

And all you Monty Python fans will be happy to know that Spamalot should be in a hotel near me with in the next few years.

The Bluemen have left the LUXOR and have gone to the Venetian. We will be getting Hair Spray complete with Harvey after the first of the year.

It's also rummered that Movin Out should be landing in a show room soon also, my money is on New York New York. It's about time they got a broadway show!
So there's some thing for everyone here in Vegas.
Oh and for Beano and Tarzaman Beer and topless women.

"Have fun Storming the castle boys!"

 

[Tenorsinging]

uuummmmhhhhh eruma rum.....


perdon senor, senora...per donar pasaso palabra. no hablo ingles. entendeo espaniol un poco.....entender?

Gracias,

La Sentido Tono Cantar

p.s. Beano saber mucho enterradors!!!!!!!!

 

[Tenorsinging]

hey, I saw that, have Dallas Summer Musical Tickets, and that wuz one of our shows this year.

Hey when Spamalot comes are you gonna hook us all up with a little sumpin sumpin?????

NEED FREE TICKIES!!!!

Lynne

 

[luckey-lasvegas]

Free Tickes hard to come by unless it's Celine Dion you be wantin to see. There I have a teensy bit of juice. Free Margaritas I can hook ya up with !

Oh and Beano you're not better than us just because you got your darn Doc's. Maybe because you got the biggest room on the boat but not because you got you doc !

*@!#% Yankees!

 

[Tenorsinging]

welll....and let's just keep this between me and you....I really like Celine. I would love to see her. As a matter of fact I was originally going to Las Vegas next year, because my old singing group is competing at the Sweet Adelines Convention there....but I quit the group, so me no go now. Wish I was still in it and on the front row...kept me skinnier, had weight requirements, because front row is by audition only, and all the dancin wuz good exercize. Now I don't have that weight requirement hangin over my head....have bad excuses to over indulge now.

 

[luckey-lasvegas]

Her name is Lola she was show girl with yellow feathers in her hair and a dresss cut down to there. She would Maraenge and do the cha cha.

 

[luckey-lasvegas]

It's a really good show ! Cassie has seen it twice or three times now I think. She wants to be Celine when she grows up. She'll line up all her dolls and stuffies and do a show for them.

Dh was the assistant production manager for a while when they were putting the show together. I got to go to one of the first dress rehearsals and it was great. Still waiting for him to get me in to see Elton !

 

[Tenorsinging]

now HIM, I have seen in concert. You know everyone seems to slam him, and hardly anyone will admit to liking him....but yet....everyone seems to know all the words to his songs....hum.....now why is that????

too lazy to sign my name anymore cuz it's late and melatonin kicking in

 

[Tenorsinging]

oops, posts got out of order, on the slammin I was talkin bout Manilow, not Elton of course....never hear too much slammin on him.


ELTON IS FABULOUS!!!!!!!! I have seen him 3 TIMES!!!! Once on his own and twice with Billy Joel. The two of them together is like buttah!!!!

 

[luckey-lasvegas]

Daddy I do not want a boat like this!!!!




Hugs,

RonnieJo

But I'll take one like that with the on it !

 

[Tenorsinging]

Cassie has seen it twice or three times now I think. She wants to be Celine when she grows up. She'll line up all her dolls and stuffies and do a show for them.

Yeah, there is a lot of that around here too. Of course Saralinda has seen me sing so much in my shows, and I was still going to rehearsals when I was preggers, so she has been around music since the womb!!!!! She has loved music since day one. She told me already that she wants to be a star....

 

[luckey-lasvegas]

I Think I'm up to 5 times seeing Elton once he was with Billy Joel. To me he is the king !

DD skated to Copa this year so it's stuck in my brain.

Bary is here also at the Hilton.

My Three favorites are
1. Barbra ( of course !) never have seen her live
2. Elton
3. Luther Vandos I'm really going to miss him.