October 29, 2005 Magic Part 2

[tarzanman]

One day I hired a monkey to take notes for me in class. The teacher caught on to what I was doing and took the notes and read it to the class. It said.

"Hi my name is Bingo and I like to climb on things. Eeek. Eeek. Can I have a banana? "

I got an "F".

When I got home, I told my mom what happened and she said. " I told you to never trust a monkey! "

 

[BeanoC]

...doctor.


Tim - we can cause lots of trouble. You know what I'm gonna do?

I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertible - hot pink! With whaleskin hubcaps and all leather cow interior. And big baby seal eyes for headlights, and...



'Beano'

 

[tarzanman]

Butch Patterson? Where are you? I cannot see you.......

 

[RonnieJo66]

here they go!

Get used to this folks....

you'll be gettin' a whole week of it!

Hugs,

RonnieJo

 

[tarzanman]

What is wrong with me is no small thing.

I think.

 

[BeanoC]

I use public toilets, and I pee on the seat. I walk around in the summertime sayin' "how 'bout this heat"?!


'Beano'

 

[tarzanman]

Calling all cars. Calling all cars.

 

[RonnieJo66]

Butch is off with Peggy-Sue....

doing what we do not know

Hugs,

RonnieJo

 

[tarzanman]

Sometimes I park in handicap spaces, while handicap people, make handicap faces

 

[BeanoC]

Ever try this? Go into a gift store, and ask for your gift.



'Beano'

 

[tarzanman]

Bring out your dead!

 

[tarzanman]

Ever try this? Go into a gift store, and ask for your gift.



'Beano'

I don't care who you are. That is funny right der.

 

[RonnieJo66]

I'm not dead yet........


and by the way, it's just a flesh wound

Hugs,

RonnieJo

 

[tarzanman]

Who invented this 40 second rule anyway? Arent there any other cruisers out there?

 

[tarzanman]

I'm not dead yet........


and by the way, it's just a flesh wound

Hugs,

RonnieJo

Come back here! I'll bite your legs off!

 

[BeanoC]

NOW we're gittin 'er done!



'Beano'

 

[ophie]

To celebrate my 2500th post as a DISer I figured I would de-lurk myself.

I'll be going on the cruise with all of you and with silly strange person above who enjoys talking to himself.

Hi RJ & Beano!

 

[tarzanman]

To celebrate my 2500th post as a DISer I figured I would de-lurk myself.

I'll be going on the cruise with all of you and with silly strange person above who enjoys talking to himself.

Hi RJ & Beano!

WELCOME ABOARD!!!

 

[BeanoC]

When you're in other people's bathrooms, do you look in their drawers?

I get more free floss and band-aids that way.



'Beano'

 

[RonnieJo66]

I'm the Ronnie that sez "nih"

Hugs,

RonnieJo