October 29, 2005 Magic Part 2

[Tenorsinging]

well chris....sometimes i thought some of the stuff was funny too...but as you know, when you are HAVING a nervous breakdown...you are not so much a good judge of character....

 

[RonnieJo66]

that is the prob. out of the 21 I have...only 2 ARE marked off

These are all children coming to the party, right?

Well all the kids I have ever known, don't care about how clean your house is and stuff like that. They care about the games, food, cake (the good stuff)



Don't sweat it .......you're going on a cruise!!!!!!

 

[Tenorsinging]

Oh, for the love of Tony Orlando, that's like asking who was funnier: Sonny or Cher? Abbott or Costello? Sigfried or Roy? Beano or Tarzanman?

The schtick only works when you have the brat AND the "straight man" (Lynne in this case) working together.

ummmm....errrr....errumma rum....chris???? ifin ya cain't have sonny w/out cher....you caint have Tony Orlando w/out Dawn....

 

[Tenorsinging]

oh were it just the kids...I woodn't worry...have a couple of relatives coming, and sometimes they can be very judgemental about my house...and it makes me feel bad, and makes me a nervous wreck....thus the tenor show....see what they made me do????


p.s. I thought cher and Costello were funnier....

 

[RonnieJo66]

And who invited these peeps anyway? If'n they are not nice to you, let me know and I will beat them with a stick!

Here's some love for ya

 

[soccerdad-Chris]

ummmm....errrr....errumma rum....chris???? ifin ya cain't have sonny w/out cher....you caint have Tony Orlando w/out Dawn....

Maybe not. But to make my point, when was the last time you heard Cher say something funny?? Not since Sonny died!! You see??

OMG, now who's having the breakdown?

 

[Tenorsinging]

Well, "Lynne", would it help if'n I told you that I thought it was pretty doggone funny.

....actually I DO think that makes me feel a leetle bit better...if I could make at least 1 person smile.....

 

[RonnieJo66]

Luckey, Oh Luckey.....


Hey, are my cuppie cakes done yet? What flavor is that I smell coming from the oven??

 

[Tenorsinging]

And who invited these peeps anyway?

uhhhh...that would be me, but they are her godparents.....and with practically the entire side of my dad's family inheriting the crazy gene....poor Saralinda really only gets to see my mom's side of the family anymore.....can't deprieve her of the ONLY normal family she has left.....even if they are slightly judgemental and make me break out in bad vaudeville

 

[zachsmom2000]

ANYONE flying down on Friday the 28th From Manchester NH ( MHT) airport and HOW MANY of us are staying at the RADISSON friday night?

Rachel,

I'm not flying from NH, but I am staying at the Radisson!!!!

 

[Tenorsinging]

Lynne/Tenorator....


Count with me...one
two
three

<breathing deeply> see now don't you feel better

Tenor breathing deeply........zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[Hockeychic]

Wow, I go to lunch and the party starts up.

Tenor....don't worry, be happy....you are going on a cruise!!!!!!!!! Maybe a little glass of wine would help.

 

[Tenorsinging]

we originally had ressies for the Raddison, but you will all be happy to know that we cancelled them to stay at the Swan, and you all are safer now...

Oh for the love of biscuits and gravy.....who is the moron who planned on the carpet and house cleaner on the same day????? Now the carpets are all wet and I aint suppose to walk on them, and the floors are wet from moppin and I aint suppose to walk on them.....good planning Lynne....don't blame me, you're the one who called them Tenor.....

 

[RonnieJo66]

uhhhh...that would be me, but they are her godparents.....and with practically the entire side of my dad's family inheriting the crazy gene....poor Saralinda really only gets to see my mom's side of the family anymore.....can't deprieve her of the ONLY normal family she has left.....even if they are slightly judgemental and make me break out in bad vaudeville

Lynne/Tenorator...


You know what....we ALL have family like that! In all honesty, I can say that our best friend (Tarzanman) probably knows more about our kids than our family does. And as far as "normal" goes....who wants to be normal anyways

 

[Hockeychic]

Normal is no fun...

 

[RonnieJo66]

RJ....normal????


No, not since I was a baby and my Mom dropped me on my head!

 

[soccerdad-Chris]

In all honesty, I can say that our best friend (Tarzanman) probably knows more about our kids than our family does.

RJ, I thought Tim WAS one of your kids!!!

 

[Tenorsinging]

Wow, I go to lunch and the party starts up.

Tenor....don't worry, be happy....you are going on a cruise!!!!!!!!! Maybe a little glass of wine would help

no can drinkie the wine.....or beer....doncha remember about oh....a 100 or 2 pages ago me saying that I would throw up in the piano ifin I drank beer or wine, as it makes me crazy ill for some reason....and someone pointed out to me to make sure to throw up IN the piano and not ON the piano, as this was their reserved spot???????

 

[RonnieJo66]

RJ, I thought Tim WAS one of your kids!!!

Hey Now!

I may be old, but not that old! Besides, you're always gonna be older than me! So there....neener neener!

 

[Hockeychic]

no can drinkie the wine.....or beer....doncha remember about oh....a 100 or 2 pages ago me saying that I would throw up in the piano ifin I drank beer or wine, as it makes me crazy ill for some reason....and someone pointed out to me to make sure to throw up IN the piano and not ON the piano, as this was their reserved spot???????

Ooppsss sorry, I must have missed that one.....how about a bushwacker then.....I am sure a few of us will join ya.