October 29, 2005 Magic Part 2

[luckey-lasvegas]

 

[luckey-lasvegas]

 

[luckey-lasvegas]

 

[luckey-lasvegas]

Well girls I got to go . I promised DH I'd be off the computer before 1:00 and I'm 8 minutes late. Tenor watch out for the white coats girl, I think they must be close.

 

[luckey-lasvegas]

Luckey has left the building ! Thank you and good nite !

 

[tinkryansmom]

WHA HAPPEN??

Luckey-glad it worked!!

I am going to bed. Until tomorrow my friend - think happy thoughts!!

 

[Tenorsinging]

Hey luckey, do you think anyone will read my posts???

 

[Tenorsinging]

LUCKEY??????!!!!!!!!!!



dang....ifin Luckey aint reading them....guess nobody else will either....man, you people said you wanted to make it to 6000, here I am helping you to do it, and yet....you are not willing to make the big sacrifice and read all the posts....I mean....I have given you a leg up here people!!!!

People?????? BEULLER????

 

[Tenorsinging]

pssssttt....Tenor.....do you think we should tell Luckey that her sparkly thing still aint working?????



nawwww...let's let her go to bed happy, thinking it worked!!!!!!! It's the least we can do since we ran her off the thread....

Hey, do you realize that if some of those people have your name on the ignore list, that they could be seeing page after page of blankness!!!!!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that's funny that there is....that would really mess with their minds,not that I would know much about minds, cuz I lost mine over an hour ago...I'll bet they think their puter aint werkin right!!!

 

[Tenorsinging]

Ladies and Gentlemen.....I think I got Mr. Foxworthy to come back by promising him to carve him a giant butter statue of Elvis for him in his back yard....

 

[Tenorsinging]

Everyone....welcome back, from his recent engagement at the State Fair of Timbuktu..... Mr. Foxworthy.....



Mr. Foxworthy!!!! Before we close for the night....would you PLEASE share with us some of your special knowledge of words with us.....

Jeff: well......I don't know....everyone here seems to be under the impression that you are a loon......am I safe here?????? SECURITY!!!!!!

Security: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Jeff: Well for cryin out loud, what kind of a cut rate, rinky dink show are you people running here???? What is with your security???? And for the love of Roy Orbison....what are those guys in the white jackets doing over there in the corner????

 

[Tenorsinging]

.....uh....he he he ..he he ......just ignore them Jeff....they are my uh...special uh....ride home after your segment.....

Mr. Foxworthy, would you please grant us a couple of words to end our show this morning????


Well.....allright....it's against my better judgement....but ahhhight...here's one:

Mystify:


Tenor: Mystify...uh...got that one, it means to bedazzle someone...and..

Uh...Tenor....let me just interrupt you there, as I see you are going in the wrong direction....Let me use it in a sentence for ya!!!

mystify: v. a preamble to an excuse for having failed to hit or strike successfully, as in: "I wouldn't've mystify hadn't been so drunk."


Tenor: hahahahahahahaha....uhhh...yeah...yeah...I see where you are going there......good one Jeff....missed that one....Okay Jeff...leave us all with a good one!!!

 

[Tenorsinging]

Jeff: ahhhhight....since you liked that one so much...last word is 'germinate"

Lynne: uhhh, well...I admit that one IS a little big harder...but I think I got this one this time. "Germinate" it's a verb...meaning to begin to grow or develop and....

Jeff: Tenor, Tenor, Tenor......sorry hun..."I had you at verb!!!! although, you were a little bit closer because it is a verb and a noun: let me show ya what the CORRECT answer wuz hunny.....

"Germinate" n. and v. a person of Saxon ancestry who has completed mastication.

...uhhh, Jeff can I stop you a minute and...

NO, Tenor...never interrupt the Foxanator when he is working....

....sorry.... gosh, i wuz only gonna ask what mastication meant...

Now....where was I before I was so rudely interrupted....yes...Germinate, let me use it in a sentence for ya'll:

"I served Hansel a ninety-eight ounce steak, and that there germinate the whole thing."

 

[Tenorsinging]

.....interruption from Beavis and Butthead....



uhhhh....huhhhhhh.....he said "masticate".....uhhh huh huh huh!!!!....

FIRE.....FIRE..........

Shut up Beavis you.*********

 

[Tenorsinging]

BEAVIS!!!!


uhhh....sorry Jeff.....yeah, uhhh....that was really funny!!!!ugghh, who am I kidding, that blowed chunks!! how anti-climatic...can't believe I stayed up for this crap... ugh......


Well....Goodnite Peeps, I would like to thank my special guests tonite...Luckey Las Vegas...(polite round of applause) TinkyRyansMom!!!!!! (more applause), Uhhhh, guess I have to mention them, Beavis and Butthead, (booooooooooooo...hisssssss), ouch....that's gotta hurt, and finally to our special guest star: Mr. Jeff Foxworthy!!!!!!!!!!!!

ROAR!!!!!!!!!!

I sincerely hope that everyone will forgive me for hijacking the thread, and someone will STILL be talking to me tomm. Okay...I think Tenor will uhhh...sneak out the back door tonite.....way to fool the whitecoats...they'll never think of that!!! and wish you all God's speed and safety from the weather....join us tomm. night for your regularly scheduled programming as Tenor will be muzzled.....

TENOR HAS LEFT THE BUILDING....TENOR HAS LEFT THE BUILDING




And All God's People Say: FREE AT LAST, FREE AT LAST, THANK GOD ALMIGHTY, I'M FREE AT LAST!!!!

 

[DisneyDmbNut]

Tenor!

 

[DisneyDmbNut]

I guess the one good thing about what your DH does, if you do end up needing help, I'm pretty sure it'll arrive pretty quickly.

Well...actually..he works about 30 miles south of us in Broward county....so he no help..but with the latest track, it looks like he will be home when it hits on TUESDAY!

GO AWAY WILMA!!!!


You oeople are acrasy!

I hate Hurricanes...Dennis messed up my Disney trip in July...now it is gonna come through on Tuesday...GRRRR!!!!

 

[DisneyDmbNut]

Apparently there was a leak and some cabins on the 8th floor were flooded last night. I heard this at the final jackpot bingo game this afternoon. I tried to get over to the lady who was complaining...but once the game let out, the crowds were too nuts.

did you see this?? I know I posted it, but thought I would again

 

[Tenorsinging]

....um....errr......she's not here right now.....she left...

 

[DisneyDmbNut]

All you late nighters....no early morningers??