My mate just forwarded this to me..it made me laugh![]()
Children Writing About The Sea:
1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6)
2) Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6)
3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island . If you don't have sea all round you, you are in continent. ( Wayne age 7)
4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson . She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6)
5) A dolphin breaths through an arsehole on the top of its head. (Billy age 8)
6) My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs.(Millie age 6)
7) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would be better off eating beans.(William age 7)
8) I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. How do mermaids get pregnant? (Helen age 6)
9) I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always screaming and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my Mum, and my big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy age 6)
10) Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher age 7)
11) When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small. (Kevin age 6)
12) Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two divers can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Becky age 8)
13) On holiday my Mum went water skiing. She fell off when she was going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water shot up her fanny. (Julie age 7)
Kids - dont ya just luv em![]()
Here is the list as of my last post:
oybolshoi 511
JLDSMD 485
Karen Mouse 477
cntkg1 473
Lindy Loo 377
A fat english gent 361
Timon 131
GOS 129
Poohbush 119
Cheryl N. WI 91
disgrits 73
Tinker_Belle 71
perdidobay 61
Dyerneeds 44
B9erSteve 38
PrincessMom2002 36
jdkdorn 31
Scouter 27
medicalman 26
chibben2003 15
Walt & Di 10
party crasher? ha. walt shy? ha.Yes Walt and Di are getting a little too excited....Di has her bags packed...![]()
Walt is waiting for Di to pack his bag....![]()
Of course, that will never happen....![]()
So guess it will be me to do between rides this weekend...![]()
Can't wait to visit with the Dyerneed's new found friends, hope we won't be a "party crasher"............![]()
Walt is a little shy...![]()
Walt![]()
Hi everyone! Wow what an exciting bunch!
Timon, I love the site you made with info and photos of some of our crew.
After I catch up and read all the 219 pagesI'll post our photos too.
My DS will be 17 by the time we cruise...anyone else have an older teen?
Mine has a fun sense of humor, very smart, loves computers and game systems, but is not into sports.....he's a geek but a fun one.
I hope he'll find someone to hang with. Our last cruise he met up with 3swimmers daughter and they hung out together the whole cruise, hardly saw him except for meals or off the ship excursions.
Have to convice my boyfriend how much fun this is....he's thinking of all the money we're spending and talking about how many places we could visit in
Europe for that same amount......
I'm getting him on this DIS board....already signed him up a name...just got to get him to join the messaging.....look for him..... Bandana Bob
party crasher? ha. walt shy? ha.
the walt i know IS the life of the party.![]()
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You know when to talk to him about something you want, right?![]()
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
Don't want Di to know that.....![]()
Walt![]()
Where Junction 21 when you need H_r![]()
Walt![]()
Works like a charm.![]()
I think you are confusing my powers of persuasion with those of Big Red.![]()
Robin, have you been watching Private Practice too?
I like that new show.
Right now I'm catching up on Pushing Daisies on ABC.com.
I missed the first episode and someone told me what a cool new show
it was. Very different!
And I'm working on dig tag #18 also.
Off to bed soon though.....
This is my last day off before vacation! I wanted to get some things done, but only managed cleaning out the rain gutters and taking a bunch of stuff to the dump. I'll try to get all of my electronic items together today and pack them. I'll also pack the rest of my clothes as I will only need scrubs and pj's from now until Thursday and then I can wear old junky stuff.
I think you are confusing my powers of persuasion with those of Big Red.![]()
Robin here... I just jumped on to answer your ?
Yes, I watched PP last night. I'm starting to like it more. I wasn't sure at first.
My dis tags are coming along. I have bits and pieces of each one done. I'm getting close to putting them all together though.
I also have to pick up a few things at the store. I know what I'm getting... it's just a matter of doing it.
love the pics!!!
DID SOMEONE SAY STRAWBERRY SMOOTHIE!!!!![]()
I am about to attempt making T-shirts. Say a little prayer for me--it probably won't be pretty. Maybe I should have a glass of wine first....![]()