Well, guess who isn't laughing? My neighbor! Seems like Mr. Fed Ex dropped off another box while I was cooking and Chuck was otherwise busy. Cabo needed to check out the insides AGAIN!!!
He didn't get to destroy too much but there are bite marks on the inside boxes. Here's the even worse part. The box was delivered to our house instead of our neighbors house. I called her (phone number was on the box) and explained that Cabo got at it. She seemed ok with it on the phone. I walked it over and now she seemed a little p'-o'd. I'm thinking she was lucky to even get the box. Some other people may have just kept it instead. I never had to sign for it.
I apologized again and as I walked away I could hear her in the house talking to someone and she described me using a certain adjective that begins with an "F" and a noun that begins with a "B".YIKES!! I sure didn't deserve that! Boy, you try to be a good neighbor. Just wait until the next box that is delivered here by mistake.
Hmmm.....new nickname?
FB? 
BTW, I think she was calling you a Foxy Babe.
F.O.!!!
I must admit I didn't take this as "Fresh One" when I first read it. I was thinking it was a response to your neighbor. Slight adjustment to the adjective she used for you with the word "off" put after it.
