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Ok, I'm quite certain you will like reading this more than I liked writing it, but here it goes...
Remember back a few months ago when I told you that Cabo (my yellow lab) ate DS's new cell phone that was delivered via Fed Ex?
Well, now he has something against the UPS man too. In 2 short minutes Cabo managed to tear open one carton, two boxes inside that were heavily taped, and proceeded to EAT two pair of brand new shoes that I bought for the cruise!!! He had everything torn up outside on the front lawn and was sitting proudly in the middle of it all wagging his tail. One peak at the look on DD's face told him he'd done something horribly wrong (again) and he made a mad dash for his kennel which he has been hiding in ever since.
Do you think I could return them with a note that I received them that way?

I'm not really lying am I?

(And no, I did
not use MC or Visa).