No problem, you're not being a nuisance at all.
I read the "getting started" bit on the selftrade site, answered the questions in there about what kind of account I wanted with them, and it suggested the dealing account.
Then I completed all the information online for the dealing account, and when that was set up, and I'd got my log-ins etc (this is all done while you're registering the account) I did a visa debit from my current account to my selftrade account.
Then I searched on selftrade for "euro disney" shares, and like cookie said earlier, the French ones pop up first in the list. Click on the little "trade button" at the side, and away you go - you're a shareholder

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