Nude Beaches On St. Martin

[tink5]

My husband was teasing me about us going to a nude beach. I think in his "happy place" all the women would look like supermodels!

 

[Nick@ VB+OKW]

Originally posted by Zandy595
OK, why would anyone want to pay money to sit on a chair that some naked, sweaty person sat on first? Now that's gross.

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[hydster]

tink--tell your husband that I can assure him that for the 1 supermodel gorgeous topless girl on the beach (if there is such a thing that exists) there are at least 15 hairy fat men and some not supermodel women as well. LOL

My husband would have loved to see the svelte young godesses walking down the beach too instead of hairy fat men!

Heidi

 

[JenLynn]

We did the Golden Eagle Catamaran excursion in St. Maarten on the May 1st Eastern cruise and we stopped at Mullet Bay for snorkeling. There were a few topless women sunbathing (needless to say, DH enjoyed the view). I think if you want to avoid nudity on a beach in St. Maarten, your best bet is Great Bay.

 

[ThreeCircles]

I see naked people...

 

[JenLynn]

Oh Jason ... ROFLMAO!

 

[hydster]

Oh come on Jen...you KNOW you were the topless sunbather..ADMIT IT!!! ROFLMAO!!!

Heidi

 

[tink5]

Heidi ~ I'm afraid to tell my husband about the hairy fat men. I don't want to ruin his little fantasy!

 

[GenieDana]

OK, why would anyone want to pay money to sit on a chair that some naked, sweaty person sat on first? Now that's gross.

And you have never sat on the toilet?

 

[hydster]

Tink that may be a really good idea......I know my hubby said it ruined him on nude beaches for awhile. LOL

 

[hydster]

EWWW gross..I've never sat on a toilet without first putting down a seat cover or at the very least a bunch of toilet paper on the seat first! I think I would have nightmares about a toilet seat I didnt' cover before sitting on it.

 

[Zandy595]

I don't sit on public toilet seats without a seat cover or TP either. Not to mention the fact there there is a hole in a toilet, not on a beach chair (if you catch my drift).

 

[Nick@ VB+OKW]

Originally posted by GenieDana
And you have never sat on the toilet?

 

[Nick@ VB+OKW]

Originally posted by hydster
My husband would have loved to see the svelte young godesses walking down the beach too...

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[CRSNDSNY]

Originally posted by Zandy595
OK, why would anyone want to pay money to sit on a chair that some naked, sweaty person sat on first? Now that's gross.

Don't you put a towel on the chair first? That's what we do. Otherwise..........EEEEEEW! Maybe I'll bring a can of Lysol with me next time.

BTW -- I can't believe this thread has resurfaced! You all are KILLING me this morning!