November 19, 2005 Thanksgiving Magic Cruise

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Why do Blonds print TGIF inside their shoes
To rmind them that Yoes Go In First

How do you know if a blonde has been usuing your computer.
By the whiteout on the screen

Couldn"t Resist (hahahaha)

I'm Irish - German and I'm sure you could find a lot of jokes for them ( usually having to do witn beer and potatoes)


Mary

Ask and you shall receive- a blonde, German and Irish joke:

There is a blonde American man, a German man, and an Irish man all doing construction work on the 37th floor of a building. They are sitting down eating lunch one day when the blonde American says: "If my wife packs me one more peanut butter and jelly sandwich again, I'm going to jump off this building!" The German opens his lunch box and says "If my wife packs me Bratwurst one more time for lunch I'm gonna jump off this building!" The Irish man opens his lunch box and says, "If my wife packs me a boiled potato one more time for lunch I'm jumping off too!" So the next day the blonde American opens his lunch box only to find a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich..so he jumps off the building. The German opens his lunch box only to find Bratwurst and jumps off. The Irish man opens his box only to find a boiled potato and so he jumps off too. The next day all the wives are standing around the funeral talking. The Irish man's wife says through tears, "If only I would have known I would have made him something else!" The German's wife says through sad sobs, "If only i would have known I would have packed him something else!" They all look at the blonde American's wife because she isn't crying. She says "Don't look at me, he packs his own lunch."

Thank you. I'll be appearing live next week on the Magic.

Andrew (tri-circle-d)

 

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Andrew
Thanks, I think I can get some futy free vodka at the airport . I was just curious what time they start selling beer in florida and where to go. In chicago you can buy it pretty much any time (explains alot about Lampy) .
Thanks,
Bill

Bill- You should be fine then. Someone can correct me if I am wrong, because it has been a long time since I have had to do a beer run, but I'm pretty sure that there are no restrictions on buying beer and wine on Friday night and Saturday morning. There are restrictions on Saturday night and Sunday morning. Back in the day in NJ, they did not sell beer in grocery stores. But they also didn't have photos on Driver's Licenses. You just show a paper license and you can buy any kind of liquor you want. That made a lot of sense. I would think things are different now, but who knows?


Andrew (tri-circle-d)

 

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We need a topic to discuss. Here it is. In exactly one week and 24 hours from now, most of us will be aboard the Magic anticipating the sound of the horn, and pulling away from the Dock. So, what is it that you are most looking forward to on our first day aboard the Magic?

I am looking forward to seeing most of you in the terminal before we board wearing matching t-shirts. I really think that will be a sight to behold!

I am looking forward to being handed that first Navigator and looking over the schedule for the first day aboard. So many choices!

I am looking forward to that first lunch, and letting the thought sink in, that we are finally here and that we are about to begin 7 wonderful days aboad the Magic!

I am also looking forward to meeting up with you all (or ya'll Willie) up on deck 10 for the sail away! There is a bar up there, right Lampy?


Andrew (tri-circle-d)

 

[LAMPSKIES]

Lampy, maybe I MEAN'T to type Doodie. Like in, the speedo was full of chips til the big fish attacked, then it was full of doogie.

I keep thinking of the Baby ruth floating in the pool in Caddy shack!! DOODIE!!!

 

[LAMPSKIES]

Andrew
Thanks, I think I can get some futy free vodka at the airport . I was just curious what time they start selling beer in florida and where to go. In chicago you can buy it pretty much any time (explains alot about Lampy) .
Thanks,
Bill

Bill......I have a "4 case rule" here in Indiana......1) No alcohol served on Sundays (for carryout)....sooooooo if I think I will be below 4 cases in the house before midnight Saturday.....time to go get some.....hence.....the reason for the pop machine!! I've done that Illinois ride on Sundays.....and they don't open 'till noon.....

 

[LAMPSKIES]

We need a topic to discuss. Here it is. In exactly one week and 24 hours from now, most of us will be aboard the Magic anticipating the sound of the horn, and pulling away from the Dock. So, what is it that you are most looking forward to on our first day aboard the Magic?

I am looking forward to seeing most of you in the terminal before we board wearing matching t-shirts. I really think that will be a sight to behold!

I am looking forward to being handed that first Navigator and looking over the schedule for the first day aboard. So many choices!

I am looking forward to that first lunch, and letting the thought sink in, that we are finally here and that we are about to begin 7 wonderful days aboad the Magic!

I am also looking forward to meeting up with you all (or ya'll Willie) up on deck 10 for the sail away! There is a bar up there, right Lampy?


Andrew (tri-circle-d)

Yep, porta bar on deck 10.....they ran out of miller lite.....you'd think they would know by now!!

 

[LAMPSKIES]

Hey I called DCL just a minute ago checking on a stateroom and gave my ressie # and the gal said "Oh my God", and started counting 1,2,3,4.....and then "how many people are you sailing with?"

 

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I keep thinking of the Baby ruth floating in the pool in Caddy shack!! DOODIE!!!

Note to Self: Be sure to bring some Baby Ruth bars to show kids an oldie but a goodie.

Andrew (tri-circle-d)

 

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OK, here we go again:

A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway. Walking toward his ball, he saw a man lying on the ground, groaning with pain.
"I'm an attorney," the wincing man said, "and this is going to cost you $5000."

"I'm sorry, I'm really sorry," the concerned golfer replied. "But I did yell 'fore'."

"I'll take it," the attorney said.

Andrew (tri-circle-d)

 

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Here is one for Chuck and Lisa on the subject of being asked for free advice:

A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was approached by a man who asked advice on how to handle his ulcer.

The doctor mumbled some medical advice, then turned to the lawyer and asked, "How do you handle the situation when you are asked for advice during a social function?"
"Just send a bill for such advice" replied the lawyer.

On the next morning the doctor arrived at his surgery and issued the ulcer-stricken man a $50 bill. That afternoon he received a $100 bill from the lawyer.

Andrew (tri-circle-d)

P.S. Chuck and Lisa do you like the inside joke in this one-like a lawyer would only bill $100.

 

[the5J's]

Andrew Your jokes are clean and very funny!!! I'll be going to your show at DCL...save me the front seats....and so does 80 other people. (our dis'ers)

Julia

 

[LAMPSKIES]

80 people ?!?!?!? Doogie.......there is NO WAY that the Gogos will win this year......we've brought a fan base......

 

[the5J's]

ARE ANY OF US WORKING AT ALL....I FEEL LIKE WE ARE GOOFing AROUND!!!! Talking too much does not help us get the work done!

Next Friday is when I'll be flying to Orlando...I gotta remember to put on the CD of Willie's favorite beach songs.

I'm using colors that reminds me of Cruise....I know you think I'm crazy...but I'm a faux finisher...love to play with colors...

Julia

 

[LAMPSKIES]

No more Fridays of work this month!!!!

 

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Andrew Your jokes are clean and very funny!!! I'll be going to your show at DCL...save me the front seats....and so does 80 other people. (our dis'ers)

Julia

Wow a fan! Julia- I do know some naughty jokes too, but this is a family board. Plus, I don't know if I can trust some of you that it won't get backt to the DW, and I am scared of her. When you meet her, you will understand.

Andrew (tri-circle-d)

 

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No more Fridays of work this month!!!!

Lucky- I actually have a court hearing next Friday morning. I sure feel sorry for that client.

Andrew (tri-circle-d)

 

[WMILLER86]

Lampy, what stateroom #'s did you get?


Andrew,
I look forward to arriving at the terminal about 10:00 am, boarding early, and having first shot at those boiled shrimp on the buffet. I figure about 12:30 or so, they will run out. That is about when Lampy will be boarding... Poor Lampy. No shrimp this year, Bro.


Hey, anybody else doing Universal on Friday? I know, I know, Universal is "The Dark Side".

Willie

 

[the5J's]

Wow a fan! Julia- I do know some naughty jokes too, but this is a family board. Plus, I don't know if I can trust some of you that it won't get backt to the DW, and I am scared of her. When you meet her, you will understand.

Andrew (tri-circle-d)

Does your DW know how to loosen up a bit? That's why I go to DCL...to loosen up a bit so I can have some FUN!!

Julia

 

[Goofyhouk]

Schools are closed here today, so it is a work day at home. Doing the laundry, vacuuming, and getting the Christmas and Thanksgiving decorations out. Also getting haircuts and nails done (women folk, not me), and getting the oil changed in the vehicles. Therefore I am checking up on the posts when I get the chance.

Who else is bring Thanksgiving decorations for their staterooms? I have a bunch of Disney Thanksgiving beannies I'm bringing plus some other stuff to put around.

Question about stamps - you have to buy Bahama and Grand Cayman stamps there for the postcards (Castaway Cay and Hell). I also assume you have to buy Mexican postage for Costa Maya. Can you mail postcards from the ship using American postage? Can you buy American stamps on the ship, or bring your own? Where do you buy Bahama, GC and Mexican stamps?

Paul Goofyhouk

 

[Disneyfan37]

I can't stay off of here.I have a test Wednesday,and I can't concentrate.There is only one thing on my mind the CRUISE!

Maria