Nothing to see here/Where do babies come from - page 88

[PebblesMK]

It's only almost 8:00 but I am tired and cold and I have to check myself out of school tomorrow to go to the doctors.

I think you're dying. I shouldn't say that though. I told a guy that a few months ago because his stomach hurt-he died two days later. Apparently his innards had liquified.

 

[My sister's princess]

Darn. I really wanted to get you an early gift. Boo.

Umm...26.3 miles is pretty easy riding. These people must realllly be out of shape. My daughter does bike "races" every summer and the longest she road on a single day was 100 miles. She's 9. I'm not that energetic but have done 26 miles before easily. I'd like Bob to work me over. Woo hoo.

I wonder why they didn't hook the bikes up to a generator. This show isn't very green. I don't know if I can watch anymore

 

[PebblesMK]

I popped into the Bigest Looser thread and found there was more action here. lol Who else thought of the Tonga Brothers when the Puerto Rician Mom was talking....... Then another Tonga team I didn't like Philipie and Sione the first time......... I hope these guys are better.

I love Tongan people! I met a guy name Fa'Ahnunu. What a fun name to say!

 

[My sister's princess]

I think you're dying. I shouldn't say that though. I told a guy that a few months ago because his stomach hurt-he died two days later. Apparently his innards had liquified.

Blue girl is showing signs of this

 

[PebblesMK]

With all the holiday food, :::rubs stomach:::, I feel irregular. Good thing Jamie Lee Curtis is around to tell me how to feel regular again. Mmm...what delicious (in song) ACTIVI-AAAAAAAAAAAA

 

[My sister's princess]

With all the holiday food, :::rubs stomach:::, I feel irregular. Good thing Jamie Lee Curtis is around to tell me how to feel regular again. Mmm...what delicious (in song) ACTIVI-AAAAAAAAAAAA

oooo I hope she lets them stay!!!

 

[Hollywoodhaha]

No, I am going to talk to him about how well my anti-depressants are since he upped my dosage from 100 to 150 of Zoloft.

But, anyways, I just finished reading "The weight of silence" and it is an amazing book. Now I am off to read "Dear John"!
Then I must talk to my sister because her wedding is in a month and I am the maid of honor.

 

[Wall-E1]

Can we put our differences aside long enough to eat girlscout cookies while watching the biggest loser? (WallE, don't you dare put your butt on that stationary bike...that is soooo unhealthy)

That's okay. I was too tired after having to get up and down multiple times at the buffet tonight. So, I'm watching the show from bed. But the bike is right next to the bed. So, calories are still being burned because I am laying down next to the bike, right?

 

[PebblesMK]

Somebody wound up that mama! Hahaha, Oh Bob, I love you.

 

[snarlingcoyote]

That's okay. I was too tired after having to get up and down multiple times at the buffet tonight. So, I'm watching the show from bed. But the bike is right next to the bed. So, calories are still being burned because I am laying down next to the bike, right?

It all depends. Are you drinking a diet soda or at least a light beer? Are you THINKING about exercising?

See, your body has to digest the diet soda, so while the soda has no calories, your body uses calories to make you pee the soda: this is what allows you to eat the buffet without losing your girlish figure.

As for the exercise, people don't realize, but the act of procrastinating BURNS calories! Why, just THINKING about exercising is an ACT of will, and we all know that acts burn calories!

And don't you worry none about spankin' your kids - it's a family activity that involves aerobic exercise on the part of you and your kids, so not only are you taking care of your own health, but that of your kids! What a good dad!

 

[dbogen]

Hey Wall-E1 the puking came early this season.

 

[My sister's princess]

It all depends. Are you drinking a diet soda or at least a light beer? Are you THINKING about exercising?

See, your body has to digest the diet soda, so while the soda has no calories, your body uses calories to make you pee the soda: this is what allows you to eat the buffet without losing your girlish figure.

As for the exercise, people don't realize, but the act of procrastinating BURNS calories! Why, just THINKING about exercising is an ACT of will, and we all know that acts burn calories!

And don't you worry none about spankin' your kids - it's a family activity that involves aerobic exercise on the part of you and your kids, so not only are you taking care of your own health, but that of your kids! What a good dad!

You need to make an exercise DVD

 

[Wall-E1]

I think you're dying. I shouldn't say that though. I told a guy that a few months ago because his stomach hurt-he died two days later. Apparently his innards had liquified.

At least you were honest with them, giving them a chance to say their final goodbyes to their loved ones. I think it's sweet what you did.

 

[Wall-E1]

Somebody wound up that mama! Hahaha, Oh Bob, I love you.

She seemed so timid. Then she let her crazy out. She even scared me, and I am currently a wife beating, drunken redneck. She made the walls of my double wide rattle.

 

[dbogen]

Has anybody else noticed that Jillian is wearing make up and doing her hair this season?

 

[PebblesMK]

At least you were honest with them, giving them a chance to say their final goodbyes to their loved ones. I think it's sweet what you did.

And you took me for a mean person. Hmph!

Why are these people crying so much? Maybe if they were eating some of this black bean and corn salsa with me, they'd be better.

 

[Wall-E1]

It all depends. Are you drinking a diet soda or at least a light beer? Are you THINKING about exercising?

See, your body has to digest the diet soda, so while the soda has no calories, your body uses calories to make you pee the soda: this is what allows you to eat the buffet without losing your girlish figure.

As for the exercise, people don't realize, but the act of procrastinating BURNS calories! Why, just THINKING about exercising is an ACT of will, and we all know that acts burn calories!

And don't you worry none about spankin' your kids - it's a family activity that involves aerobic exercise on the part of you and your kids, so not only are you taking care of your own health, but that of your kids! What a good dad!

You always know just what to say to make me feel like a better hillbilly. I am currently downing several beers which is forcing me to make several trips to the outhouse. So I am burning calories by getting up and down, as well as peeing the pounds out. Perhaps I should share my tips by writing a New York Times bestselling redneck weightloss book.

 

[Wall-E1]

Yes! It's weigh in time. That means we get to see some chessty men with hairy backs. Ahh... A hillbilly can dream, can't he?

Now squeal like a pig, big boy.(said to the tune of Dueling Banjos)

 

[OK!]

Has anybody else noticed that Jillian is wearing make up and doing her hair this season?

Maybe she's trying to soften her "I'll rip your heart out with my bare hands and eat it in front of you if you don't finish those sit-ups" image.

 

[Wall-E1]

Hey Wall-E1 the puking came early this season.

Yay!!! That is a sure sign that this will be a drama filled season. Can I get a llama?