Freddie liked the life of leasure. After his auntie died and left him 20 million bucks, he decided working as a private detective for a living wasn't all it was cracked up to be.
So he bought a nice house on the New England seashore, and went walking every day. It relaxed him and allowed him to get closer to nature than he'd ever been. He began feeding the wild birds every day, and even began mixing special blends of grains for different birds.
The gulls and starlings would eat almost anything, but the sea-terns were a bit more picky. Freddie took this as a challenge. After many tries, he found that the terns really liked the fermented grains he could get at a nearly grainery.
Ah-ha, thought Fred. So he mixed some birdseed with gin, and voila, the birds loved it. So much in fact, that after a few weeks virtually every bird on the northeast coast would fly in to get some of the alcoholic grains that Freddie put out (it was a bit comical to watch them try to fly afterward).
But it made Fred feel like he was doing something worthwhile, because if there was one thing he had always been taught in his previous profession....
(oh boi, this wun is badd...)
Leave no Tern un-stoned...
So he bought a nice house on the New England seashore, and went walking every day. It relaxed him and allowed him to get closer to nature than he'd ever been. He began feeding the wild birds every day, and even began mixing special blends of grains for different birds.
The gulls and starlings would eat almost anything, but the sea-terns were a bit more picky. Freddie took this as a challenge. After many tries, he found that the terns really liked the fermented grains he could get at a nearly grainery.
Ah-ha, thought Fred. So he mixed some birdseed with gin, and voila, the birds loved it. So much in fact, that after a few weeks virtually every bird on the northeast coast would fly in to get some of the alcoholic grains that Freddie put out (it was a bit comical to watch them try to fly afterward).
But it made Fred feel like he was doing something worthwhile, because if there was one thing he had always been taught in his previous profession....
(oh boi, this wun is badd...)
Leave no Tern un-stoned...
