Not fair... Life stinks... I'm mad... I protest

Raulandpinboy

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Matthew's in town and he and Donna went off to do the tourist thing, dinning, dancing, and trading. And me, where was I? You ask... Stuck in the hollow mountain working until 11:00pm.

Then I called Mr. fun bags to inform him I might be late and to wait for me.... but ooooooohhhhhhh he has an 8:00am meeting and wanted to be in bed by what I think he said 9:00pm.

Matt dude this is the land of the Mouse, around here if we go to bed at 4:00am that’s considered early.

Well I tell you what; I have a special Dumbo pin for my buddy Mean Mojo Jojo Laureen. Me thinks you had better figure out a way to get it from me before you go home.... Or feel her pin dude, feel her pin. :)

But relax dude I wont tell about the 40 or so pins you bought at down town Disney, but Donna and I were a bit curious, where did you get all that cash, that wad of bills had what 2 or 3 thousand in it. be careful when you go around tipping like you were last night and flashing cash at the waitresses in Perkins your asking for trouble.

And Donna did not have the answer to your question but I do, yes customarily it is not proper etiquette to ask the local waitresses to dance on the tables for $1. :p we usually offer $5 if she’s cute enough.

Oh and to answer the other question you had its called Rachel’s Exotic Men’s club, and yes limo pick up service is available. For up to a group of 5. The number is 800-477-0557.













Relax Lauri he’s being a good boy, but you knew that already, I do have a pin for you so go yell at him, and just how many of you will actually try that number to see if it is Rachel’s.
 
I want to know WHY you know Rachel's even exists and how you know that number.......hmmm hmmmm? :p
 
Rachel says "Tell all them Disney pin weirdos to quit calling here and no, we don't trade dances for pins."
 

ROTFLMAO!!! :p

Buggin'
Amber
 
You can bet I just got him on the phone!!! :mad:

Ed.. he's going to be at Universal City Walk tomorrow night from 7 till midnight. I think you better hunt him down :smooth:
 
We will hook up this evening at a place called Mon Venus in Tampa, (His choice) I hear they have good food.

It was not easy getting him, everytime I called some girl kept answering the phone and asking me if I wanted to talk to pookie-bear.


Okay Matt I got the $100 all in ones like you asked but what is it for... Do they have pins? Should I bring my Lanyard?

See you tonight dude.



Disclaimer... not responcible for Matt's death if Mean Mojo jojo finds out what Mon Venus is. I'm just going there to keep a friend company thats all. :p
 
Oh my goodness...Ed stop it before you get poor Matt killed before I get to say buh bye. ;)

Buggin'
Amber
 
Since he hasnt responded to defend himself I guess we can all assume he doesnt have any idea the trouble sweet little Ed is getting him into.....


Now Ed "behave" this jealousy over Donna spending time with Matt is just way out of line:) buy some pins and get over it.....lol...you know I am just kidding....;) no but really buy some pins, and send them north....
 
CITYWALK????

Now, I am sure that if some of the old pin trading buddies were to be at Universal CityWalk, that they would take a quick boat ride over to the Royal Pacific to say "hi" while someone was working....wouldn't they???
 
Hi Scott...yes we were there freezing our buns off...we did spend some time at the (everyone from Disney avert your eyes) pin station there looking for Dudley Dooright (I don't think I spelled him right) for a "friend" We finally ate at Jimmey Buffets, and enjoyed it very much..but I didn't think you worked that late?? When are you there..I can come and bring my pins, and we can trade and by the way how did the interview go?? Good I hope :bounce: :Pinkbounc :bounce:
 
Yeah Scott...you tell 'em!!! :p

Buggin'
Amber
 
Okay Scott we were there, but do you know how hard it was to get Matthew to settle down and just eat food. We tried to hit a few men’s clubs, but Matthew felt guilty and had to call the wife (His not mine) every time we got to one.

I don’t know how she did it but she made a call and got them to put lots of clothing on the girls. So it was a wasted trip ALL 5 of them thank you very much Matthew.

We went back to City Walk where they where they were having a skate boarding competition and dude I tell you what I did a triple hot dog narley head muff dive, but Matthew did this double flip half gainer with a triple inverted double XX maneuver that brought the house down. We got honorable mentions as old dudes, but that was it… even if we did put the young ones to shame.

We then hit the shops I wanted him to get the Laureen name made out of wire but he wanted to wait, then I suggested the toe ring but he wanted to wait, the pearl earrings were nice, but he wanted to wait, and he was right the Star Wars Fossil watch was beautiful I’m sure she’ll love it, and no $231.00 was a bargain dude you did good.

We then had to wait for over an hour for a table, we even had to form a wall so Donna would not freeze, but as soon as Matthew and Donna went to the bathroom they called our table… memo to self send Mathew or Donna to bathroom sooner.

While waiting two ladies that I found out later were 3rd grade teachers, came up behind me and asked how soon to be seated they were trying to make a movie… Now I know what they meant but I could not help myself, I turned and asked if it was true that they were making a movie, they smiled and looked at me like I had lost my mind, they smiled and asked what I meant… I just smiled and said I heard you were trying to make a movie and since you two look like models I figured you were actresses… I now owned these two they were mine all mine… I got the usual OMG giggle blush giggle blush.

That is until Matthew and Donna returned, what a night and I’m out with the wife and a boy scout with all the merit badges you can get.

Dinner was great then the band showed up so it got better, then Donna’s phone rang it was Tink (big surprise there huh) I answered it since I was the only one still able to hear it ring, it was funny with her on the other end yelling at me to turn my %^$#@* music down, “But Tink it’s a band I can’t turn them down” … “Oh! Never mind I’ll call back”

After dinner we walked Matthew back to the buss area, but now I’m a bit confused about this part I was in a kind of fog so I’m going by what I think I saw with my peripheral vision… But anyway we ran across some teenage girls acting in a weird type of mood one had what looked like two of those pacifier candy sucker tied to her t-shirt around where her …… well you know what’s would be, and a sign that said will you suck my suckers, they were asking for men who had a sense of humor, and they asked me and Matthew… Here is the confusing bit I said no I don’t and to please leave us alone… Yes I said no to a girl with pacifier suckers on her … Well never mind maybe I’m a real nice guy and all this is an act huh, did you guys ever think about that… hmmmmmm, and maybe the nice one’s are really the evil ones cause Mr. Matthew, or as we call him now the evil one came out of the closet and yelled “well heck I have a sense of humor what do you have in mind young lady” I’m telling y’all it’s the quiet ones you have to watch out for.

Well I just went away and pulled out my pocket bible and just started to read it in the corner, I wanted no part of these blasphemous ways, why had Donna not gone to the bathroom I’m sure she would have given Matthew a good talking too.

Anywho we walked him to the buss said our good night and he was away safe and secure.


Disclaimer: He’s a good man Laureen he’s eyes didn’t wander once cause I was lookin to see if they did. He never introduced us to his friends, and never mentioned pins while around them either. Matthew what was that exotic drink you had at dinner? Was it good?
 
Matthew walked away and I yelled at the girls right.... no no no we both just walked away ha ha I have proof Donna was there, so there.

Matthew we rule dude!!!!!
 
And to think that you were just a short boat away the whole time!

Donna, I usually close these days...and my last store closes at 11pm, so yeah, unless you guys are closing the place, I am still there. Also, I am pretty free to do what I want for dinner...so I could even join!

Well, Ed...from that story....I guess the only comment I have is that you definately weren't at Disney!

As for the interview, it went great. Of course the same day we found out that 24 people lost their jobs...and a huge restructuring is going on. So who knows? Hopefully the teams are all still employed!

Next time CityWalk is on the menu....remember me!;)
 












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