NOT Another Swine Flu Thread.....

[redlight]

I feel your pain pakey.

 

[Pakey]

I feel your pain pakey.

I keep track of your ticker. I gained 20 lbs in 8 months. Betcha it takes me at least twice that amount of time to get rid of them again.

 

[redlight]

I gained 15 in about 4 months in '08, and then another 5 before starting my "diet". I lost 20 in 3 maybe 4 months, backslide, and now am back on track. You can get the 20 off in 3 or 4 months.

 

[kimmar067]

I keep track of your ticker. I gained 20 lbs in 8 months. Betcha it takes me at least twice that amount of time to get rid of them again.

.....sooooooo, when IS the 'lil bundle of joy' due to arrive????

 

[SCHBR'smom]

.....sooooooo, when IS the 'lil bundle of joy' due to arrive????

This is the 3rd baby Pakey has had since I've been here. And people think I'm "productive."

Good luck to you, Pakey. Maybe you can find some bacon flavored Cheerios...

 

[kimmar067]

...Good luck to you, Pakey. Maybe you can find some bacon flavored Cheerios...

...with EYES....

 

[wickey's friend]

Good luck to you, Pakey. Maybe you can find some bacon flavored Cheerios...

...with EYES....

The EYES of Texas . . . .

TEXAS TRASH

1 lg. box each Rice Chex, Cheerios, Wheat Chex
1 pkg. pretzel sticks
4 sm. cans shoestring potatoes
1 box Cheez-its
2 sm. can peanuts
2 sm. cans mixed nuts
1 qt. pecans

SAUCE:

1 or 2 sm. cans jalapenos
1 1/2 c. bacon grease
2 onions, scored & wrapped with bacon
3 tbsp. Tabasco
1/2 c. garlic juice

Combine cereals, pretzels, shoestring potatoes. Cheez-its and nuts in a large roasting pan. Mix jalapenos, bacon grease, Tabasco and garlic juice and toss with ingredients in roaster. Make a hole in the center of the ingredients and put onion in hole. Bake at 250 degrees for 2 hours. Stir every 30 minutes. Makes two full roasters. This version of "trash" is very hot and spicy.

Do you think they mean the trash or the Texas contingent?

 

[redlight]

Those eyes don't sound tasty to me.

 

[SCHBR'smom]

Those eyes don't sound tasty to me.

Don't knock it till you've tried it. Better yet, don't judge until Pakey has tried it and tells us how it is.

 

[kimmar067]

Those eyes don't sound tasty to me.

...yeah, they sound rather TRASHY..... but at least there's BACON in it....

 

[kimmar067]

 

[kimmar067]

...now, if going to THIS place doesn't give ya SF, NUTTIN' will....

 

[Pakey]

Those eyes don't sound tasty to me.

I'm with you on this one. I think I'll stick to the plastic cooties.

 

[Pakey]

.....sooooooo, when IS the 'lil bundle of joy' due to arrive????

In spite of Alphabet Mom's LIES about my multiple pregnancies, there is no bundle of anything happening in the Pakey household.

 

[wickey's friend]

In spite of Alphabet Mom's LIES about my multiple pregnancies, there is no bundle of anything happening in the Pakey household.

It's okay Pakey. I think she's just a little alphabetized.

 

[SCHBR'smom]

In spite of Alphabet Mom's LIES about my multiple pregnancies, there is no bundle of anything happening in the Pakey household.

I read it on the Dis, so it must be true. Congratulations on your 3 little ones. I can't believe you managed to have 3 in one year, I've never managed to have more than 1 in a year. I you, Pakey.

 

[kimmar067]

....uhhhh, did anyone actually READ that menu??

 

[wickey's friend]

....uhhhh, did anyone actually READ that menu??

Yeah -- but I was very afraid to say anything. (Shudder!)

 

[SCHBR'smom]

In spite of Alphabet Mom's LIES about my multiple pregnancies, there is no bundle of anything happening in the Pakey household.

Ok, ok, ok, maybe Pakey isn't really with child, but I don't believe there isn't a bundle of anything at her house. I do believe there are 2 little hairless bundles of high maintence love.... I haven't seen a Paris Hairless pic in awhile.

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

In spite of Alphabet Mom's LIES about my multiple pregnancies, there is no bundle of anything happening in the Pakey household.

RIGHT.....


congratulations!!!!!