NOT Another Swine Flu Thread.....

[kimmar067]

Yeah, talk about S.F. here and you are likely to get slapped with a pork chop.

....cooked or raw??

 

[kimmar067]

For anyone who has the swine flu, how did it start? what were your symptoms?

...hope this thread is making you feel better....

 

[PrincessKsMom]

....cooked or raw??

Frozen

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

....cooked or raw??

Grilled!!!! with a little apple sauce on the side!!

and some onions...

and a little garlic...

and some bacon!!

 

[kimmar067]

Frozen

 

[kimmar067]

Grilled!!!! with a little apple sauce on the side...

...and you are likely to get slapped with a pork chop.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thhGLL7A9dU

or

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJxT5WqFksQ&feature=related

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thhGLL7A9dU

or

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJxT5WqFksQ&feature=related

so the first one is of you playing with some electronic game instead of eating your pork chop?

 

[kimmar067]

so the first one is of you playing with some electronic game instead of eating your pork chop?

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

hey look ....


its the human tourch!!


how do you get into that skin tight suit?

 

[PrincessKsMom]

hey look ....


its the human tourch!!


how do you get into that skin tight suit?

How am I supposed to smack her with a frozen pork chop if she flames?

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

How am I supposed to smack her with a frozen pork chop if she flames?

have her hold it for a few minutes on each side..and baste it with some good barbecue sauce!!

 

[wickey's friend]

I see there is a thread on Porketta. I have no idea what it is but do you think it's a PORK PRODUCT???

Maybe that's the name of the cute little pig wickey ate?

Oh, man. You had to go and give the piggy a name.

 

[wickey's friend]

How am I supposed to smack her with a frozen pork chop if she flames?

Frozen porcine items are not weapons.

 

[wickey's friend]

have her hold it for a few minutes on each side..and baste it with some good barbecue sauce!!

Pulled pork sandwich anyone?

 

[Pakey]

How am I supposed to smack her with a frozen pork chop if she flames?

That's how you get the chop grilled. Smack her a few times and then have it for dinner.

 

[kimmar067]

how do you get into that skin tight suit?

...all done with mirrors...

 

[kimmar067]

How am I supposed to smack her with a frozen pork chop if she flames?

.... good point...

 

[kimmar067]

Frozen porcine items are not weapons.

...well, TECHNICALLY, not in Texas....

 

[Pakey]

Last night, my husband made bacon wrapped dates that were stuffed with fresh parmesan and then grilled.

Nothing makes a Tuesday better than a dab of pork.

 

[kimmar067]

Last night, my husband made bacon wrapped dates that were stuffed with fresh parmesan and then grilled.

Nothing makes a Tuesday better than a dab of pork.

....sooooooo, to sum it up - you went on a date with your DH and he wrapped you in bacon.....hmmmm, interesting.....