Nonsensical Words

[minicoopercraig]

Okay, I'm bored, and I thought of a new thread..
I used to play a game during lunch back in high school where one person a day would think of a random list of words and each person at the table had from the start of school until lunch to come up with the best phrase of sentence with them. Since I'm starting the thread, I get to be the first one to elect the words, anyone who participates gets a whole day before the judging begins. Hopefully this works out some, it was so much fun then... As an example, let's say my words for today were: Luke Skywalker, Criminal, Scotty Dog, Picket Fence, Twist, Martini and Television. My sentence would go something like this:

One day while I was watching Television with my Scotty Dog, we noticed a Criminal advertisement for the capture of Luke Skywalker with a Twist, the Picket Fence thief struck again, and told us the Martini's were free for the next two hours.

See, it's that easy. I'll judge the first one, and the winner, if so choose, will bring up the words for the next one and judge that one as well, and so on and so on. One rule: ALL WORDS MUST BE USED IN THE SENTENCE TO QUALIFY!

Your words for today:

Suitable
Bleach
Mist
Entertainment
Cowboy
Editor
Stitch
Kife (to steal: As in [Someone kifed my homework!])
Wooden Leg
and finally Pumpkin Patch

Have fun with it! And let's see what we can do!

 

[TuckandStuiesMom]

Sounds like fun. Is it okay to change the verb tense?

I'm a-goin' fer it. (lapsing into my native redneckian patois...)

Out of the cold October mist, a grizzled old cowboy, wearing a shirt bleached by the sun, hobbled into view, dragging his wooden leg and muttering to himself, "Whar's mah Editor??? -- that dang lil ole Stitch done gone and kifed all mah punkins outa mah pumpkin patch cuz he found the dastardly act suitable fer his own personal entertainment!"

that is one seriously run-on sentence...

 

[minicoopercraig]

But run-on sentences are the best! They need the exercise every so often! Great one by the way!

 

[minicoopercraig]

Apparently no one wants to play with us T&SMom. So by default, YOU WIN! WOO to the HOO! It's your turn to bring up the words, and if you want, let people know about the game. We'll see how you do.

 

[I<3EvilQueen]

As a bored editor, I was alone last night looking for some suitable entertainment, when I heard a strange noise coming from the pumpkin patch; there in the mist was Stitch kifing a wooden leg from a cowboy; I guess I should stop sniffing bleach

 

[minicoopercraig]

That one's pretty good too I<3EvilQueen! Hmm, I think it should be a toss up for the first time. Send out some PM's, and get people to read when you're done with your words for your sentence. Spread the love! LOL.

 

[TuckandStuiesMom]

Hmmmmmm -- just got a back from a big honkin' proficiency test in Phoenix -- it's always great to plop down in front of the PC and veg...

Here are my ten words for your word-smithing pain and pleasure:

Euphonious
Antlers
Apple-pie
Recliner
Vulpine
Jim Dine
Channelocks
Tamale
Pestilence
Socks

Have at it!

 

[minicoopercraig]

OW OW OW! Some of those words made my head hurt! LOL. I'll give it a try today at the Pitt Football game. woo...yeah...go pitt...(Do I sound enthused? Or was that just lame?! LOL)

 

[minicoopercraig]

Jim Dine was alone one night in his favorite recliner, relaxing in his socks, staring at his prized set of Jackalope antlers whilst trying to set up the channelocks for the pay-per-view channels; when suddenly he heard the euphoniousness of a vulpine character outside of his window, which he had sealed against the outbreak of pestilence, he jumped up, dropped his apple pie a la mode and stepped on an old tamale only to see a baby fox sitting on his windowsill.


Hopefully that works because if not, my head hurts and I don't wanna play anymore with those words. LOL. They were tough!

 

[2moms]

OK, I'm giving it a shot just for fun. I'm not sure it makes any sense though...

One day while sitting in my recliner, I was eating an apple pie that was as hot as a tamale while watching TV, trying to avoid the channelocks, and trying to listen to euphonious tunes by my favorite band, Vulpine, (which my mother describes as pestilence for the ears) on my friend, Jim Dine's iPod, I kicked off my shoes and to my dismay, I found my toes sticking out of my socks like a pair of antlers.

HAHAHAHA!

 

[TuckandStuiesMom]

Good one! Tag, you're it!

 

[2moms]

Not sure if it's my turn or not, but here's my list of words...

superfluous
tractor
jocular
hedge
ancestor
elated
wingding
slick
blimp
spam

Good luck...

 

[minicoopercraig]

Hmm, these ones are hard! Let me think...

The SUPERFLUOUS acts of my ANCESTORs, and their TRACTORS, made it hard for me to become ELATED about the WINGDING festival in town this year, what with their SLICK SPAM cooking abilities and their JOCULAR remarks about my HEDGE trimming abilities; I can't help it they all look like BLIMPs when I'm done.

 

[I<3EvilQueen]

Hmm, these ones are hard! Let me think...

The SUPERFLUOUS acts of my ANCESTORs, and their TRACTORS, made it hard for me to become ELATED about the WINGDING festival in town this year, what with their SLICK SPAM cooking abilities and their JOCULAR remarks about my HEDGE trimming abilities; I can't help it they all look like BLIMPs when I'm done.

I bow to your power over words

 

[minicoopercraig]

I bow to your power over words

Is that good? I can only make sentences out of seriously dangerously long run-ons?! LOL.

Thanks, I think.

 

[2moms]

FANTASTIC!
BTW, I thought it had to be all in 1 big runon sentence...

 

[minicoopercraig]

It does, that's the point. Wasn't mine? If not. Sorry. I'll try again.

 

[CRZYINNJ]

LOL, yes, yours is was a seriously long run on sentence, but by the way you were talking about it, I thought it didn't have to be 1 sentence ...don't mind me...I'm a little slow on the uptake if you know what I mean... How about a new set of words...

 

[minicoopercraig]

Okay, I'll try. Let's see if I can't get a full set of Disney related words...

Mickey
Peach
Jumba
Caribbean
Fastpass
Wishes
Mansion
MountainEverest
(and a non-Disney word) Bourbon

Have Fun!!!

 

[I<3EvilQueen]

Lets see if I can make this non-Disney


I was walking down Bourbon street smelling the peach scent of the Caribbean breeze when I decided to stop into a gay bar called Jumba Mansion; which advertises Wishes on a fastpass with their star Mickey, a man who climbed Mount Everst.