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And proud of it!You're the one that turned us in?!?![]()

Don't be mad! Just be quiet when you soak!You're the one that turned us in?!?![]()



And proud of it!You're the one that turned us in?!?![]()
Don't be mad! Just be quiet when you soak!You're the one that turned us in?!?![]()
Disclaimer: make sure said perp is smaller than you.![]()
Ok maybe this would work. After getting confirmation from said perp, that he is indeed a pond skum sucking low life that believes in using things other paid dearly to have, for free, we approach the management on duty.
Be sure to go to highest possible person, no need to involve the lowers who will have no authority to act and say, "please remove this person from my paid property, or I will simply go back out to the pool and very loudly ask all within hearing distance of my shouting, do they think people who do not pay to be DVC or resort guests be allowed to use this the pool?"
When everyone shouts absolutely not, simply point to the perp and say here he is and Disney does not care.
That might actually work.![]()
Disclaimer: make sure said perp is smaller than you.![]()
Are you suggesting that neither of these things are okay?![]()
Just to clarify, when I said go, I meant pee.![]()
So no, I don't think it's okay to pee in the pool or the bathtub. That's just wrong in so many levels!![]()
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So, what exactly would be the address to send Disney an email about this or other park concerns/ reports?![]()
If I have been following all this correctly, we have some varying views on what to do about interlopers at the pools:
1. Interlopers should be reported or punched out (option goes to discoverer of interloper). On the other hand, interlopers should not be reported because they might shoot you or they might be larger than you and punch you out. Loud and drunk interlopers (or even members) should be summarily executed. If you discover an interloper, you should stand up, point at him, and shout for all to hear, "I know you. You're that pedophile whose picture I saw on TV." You should toss live electrical devices into the pool when interlopers are within. It takes only about 30 seconds, while an interloper is in the pool, to gather up the belongings he has left on the chair and do him the favor of protecting them from theft by tossing them in the nearest garbage can.
2. Disney should be more proactive in dealing with interlopers. Suggested methods: (a) adopt a barbed-wire fence and key sytem for all pools and throw in some land mines near the fence to prevent climbing; (b) have interlopers arrested, dragged off in hand-cuffs, and seek the death penalty for trespass; (b) CM's should taser known interlopers; (c) have vicious guard dogs trained to attack anyone without a room key; (d) make adult interlopers wear swim diapers; (e) make interlopers ride Small World 65 times in a row.
Now if we can just get Disney to agree.
If I have been following all this correctly, we have some varying views on what to do about interlopers at the pools:
2. Disney should be more proactive in dealing with interlopers. Suggested methods: (a) adopt a barbed-wire fence and key sytem for all pools and throw in some land mines near the fence to prevent climbing; (b) have interlopers arrested, dragged off in hand-cuffs, and seek the death penalty for trespass; (b) CM's should taser known interlopers; (c) have vicious guard dogs trained to attack anyone without a room key; (d) make adult interlopers wear swim diapers; (e) make interlopers ride Small World 65 times in a row.
Now if we can just get Disney to agree.