No support thread!

["Got Disney"]

Total agreement, as long as the output from the marketing standpoint of being able to maximize the scalable solution into the agreed upon multi-menu customer base from not only off-the-shelf items, as well as customized marketing stratagies that will enable working associates to interface their market requirements into a viable, yet robust, products, but to also include any single user requests for duo-market inputs into the final products.

My company, Pirate solutions, has increased the bottom line strategy by including independent contractors to assist in the implementation of market research and procurement without the need to compensate the providers in a fluid money market, and thus causing the market demand to increase, while profits will be corresponding in the opposite direction briefly for the provider, until marketing guarantee documents are executed into the proper influx of funding.

Are you drunk or something me thinks you been drinking to much RUM punch !

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

[QUOTE="Got Disney";23479250]Are you drunk or something me thinks you been drinking to much RUM punch ![/QUOTE]

I cannot support diluting good RUM with fruit juice! (unless its in a tall glass, with ice, and some garnish!)

Besides, the last paragraph mearly explains the market flux of Pirate solutions, and cannot be construed as being a business model of any other non-traditional corporate acquisition model.

 

[Art Vandalay]

Are you still into latex or what?

I've moved on to marine biology. Latex is soooo yesterday's news.

 

[Art Vandalay]

Total agreement, as long as the output from the marketing standpoint of being able to maximize the scalable solution into the agreed upon multi-menu customer base from not only off-the-shelf items, as well as customized marketing stratagies that will enable working associates to interface their market requirements into a viable, yet robust, products, but to also include any single user requests for duo-market inputs into the final products.

My company, Pirate solutions, has increased the bottom line strategy by including independent contractors to assist in the implementation of market research and procurement without the need to compensate the providers in a fluid money market, and thus causing the market demand to increase, while profits will be corresponding in the opposite direction briefly for the provider, until marketing guarantee documents are executed into the proper influx of funding.

I'm trying to get my head around this from a 30,000 foot view but it seems like drinking from a firehose.

What you're saying is that Pirate Solutions matrixed bleeding-edge networks, leveraging outsourced resources with unique skill-sets, but until you monetize your holistic markets, you will have to seize real-time mindshare within the corporation?

 

[mirthmaiden]

I'm trying to get my head around this from a 30,000 foot view but it seems like drinking from a firehose.

What you're saying is that Pirate Solutions matrixed bleeding-edge networks, leveraging outsourced resources with unique skill-sets, but until you monetize your holistic markets, you will have to seize real-time mindshare within the corporation?

I'm thinking that's what he's saying. YMMV.

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

I'm trying to get my head around this from a 30,000 foot view but it seems like drinking from a firehose.

What you're saying is that Pirate Solutions matrixed bleeding-edge networks, leveraging outsourced resources with unique skill-sets, but until you monetize your holistic markets, you will have to seize real-time mindshare within the corporation?

Not really, I'm saying we boards ta vessels, takes thar treasure and stuff, sells it ta the scallywag landlubbers on shore, and lets the insurance from East India Trading pay fer it all...

A scaleable enterprise with minimized venture risk for maximum profit potential in a real-world sceanaro with a viable outcome!

 

[Art Vandalay]

Just like I said

 

[mirthmaiden]

Not really, I'm saying we boards ta vessels, takes thar treasure and stuff, sells it ta the scallywag landlubbers on shore, and lets the insurance from East India Trading pay fer it all...

A scaleable enterprise with minimized venture risk for maximum profit potential in a real-world sceanaro with a viable outcome!

Please rate your ship's hygeine level on a scale of 1 - 10, with 10 being Mary-Poppins-worthy.

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Please rate your ship's hygeine level on a scale of 1 - 10, with 10 being Mary-Poppins-worthy.

Hygeine went to re-hab, so now we just call him geine. He did develop, during rehab, an aversion to Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO) and is currently assigned to the lookout position in the crows nest, to compensate.

Numbers are not available at this time, but we will publish updates prior to the next fiscal year!

 

[mirthmaiden]

Hygeine went to re-hab, so now we just call him geine. He did develop, during rehab, an aversion to Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO) and is currently assigned to the lookout position in the crows nest, to compensate.

Numbers are not available at this time, but we will publish updates prior to the next fiscal year!

Does OSHA know about this?

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Does OSHA know about this?

Absoutely, in fact I make all employess of Pirate Solutions read the available information, including the MSDS (Material Safety Data Sheets) at this site:

http://www.dhmo.org/

Safety is everyones main job!!!

 

["Got Disney"]

I'm trying to get my head around this from a 30,000 foot view but it seems like drinking from a firehose.

What you're saying is that Pirate Solutions matrixed bleeding-edge networks, leveraging outsourced resources with unique skill-sets, but until you monetize your holistic markets, you will have to seize real-time mindshare within the corporation?

That's just what I was going to say...

By the way GP do you have Oranges on your ship cause ya know Scurvy is scurvy not to mention it can make you look like this

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

[QUOTE="Got Disney";23484476]That's just what I was going to say...

By the way GP do you have Oranges on your ship cause ya know Scurvy is scurvy not to mention it can make you look like this

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NO fruit is on the ship, we don't stay out that long!!!

I can't support long voyages!!

 

["Got Disney"]

NO fruit is on the ship, we don't stay out that long!!!

I can't support long voyages!!

Well I cant support no fruit ... after all look how cute they are...they look like brainless fruit but they are still cute....and who wants to eat fruits with brains anyway...eating fruit with eyes is bad enough...but we need fruit so I wont support you....

And I can't support that there is no one here since last night...what's up with that

 

[coles1mom]

I cannot support fruit with eyes. Spuds have eyes. Wait, I do know some walking, talking, fruits with eyes and typing fingers. So, yep, I cannot support above mentioned.

Judi

 

[mirthmaiden]

I knew eventually this thread would come back. There's no way all you people could remain content for much longer.

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

I cannot support fruit with eyes. Spuds have eyes. Wait, I do know some walking, talking, fruits with eyes and typing fingers. So, yep, I cannot support above mentioned.

Judi

I support your non-support of fruit with eyes, as long as you dont extend that to candy, because I like eye-candy!!

 

["Got Disney"]

I support your non-support of fruit with eyes, as long as you dont extend that to candy, because I like eye-candy!!

Ummmm candy with eyes does not sound to yummy so cant support that... how about squirrle stew with eyes...can give you a good recipe from the internet...that sounds yummy dont ya think...I can support that

Even the swedish cheff from the muppets like Squirrl stew http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rH9MaW1tjig

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

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Even the swedish cheff from the muppets like Squirrl stew http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rH9MaW1tjig

I cannot support that, but I can support the BASS-O-MATIC!!

 

[L107ANGEL]

I cannot support that, but I can support the BASS-O-MATIC!!

Is that english