NIC's Daily Quote

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Time heals all wounds, unless you died. Then it’s just awkward.

 

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In the olden days, people had to read books to learn things. Now, thanks to the internet, we just read headlines and shout at each other.

 

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One In 20 People Have Been A Victim Of Crime, Which Means That 19 Out Of 20 People Are Criminals. No Wonder We Need Police.

 

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Early Man Domesticated Dogs For Companionship, And Cats For Whatever We Have Cats For.

 

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Our Planet Is Changing. And Not In A Good Way, Like Into A Butterfly, Or A Giant Magic Shoe.

 

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How Important Are The Words In Shakespeare's Plays? Could You Do It Without The Words?

 

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Teenagers Were Creatures That Looked Like Adults, Yet Had The Minds Of Children, Like Professional Footballers Do Today.