News Flash! I bought some non-mom jeans!!!

[mommaU4]

We're secret lesbian lovers--you all didn't know? ETA, pleast don't tell our husbands!

Uhhhhh, what the ***? I have been on the wrong threads!! Why didn't someone tell me what I was missing out on??? I feel very unloved. Blasted cliques!

 

[Tigger&Belle]

Why am I always the last to know these things? I need to get back to the cliqueless clique.

I think I need to head back over there and shoo them over here. Tevagirl and Stitchfans need a laugh

 

[Briarmom]

I don't know, mine says he doesn't consider that cheating. Whatever that means.

That is true. He sent me flowers yesterday. Said he'd never seen you so happy.

 

[Tigger&Belle]

Uhhhhh, what the ***? I have been on the wrong threads!! Why didn't someone tell me what I was missing out on??? I feel very unloved. Blasted cliques!

Good, you found your way over--I need to go fetch the others

 

[luvmydogs]

...Tell him he forgot his belt.

This has something to do with The Naughty Mat, doesn't it?!

 

[bigmerle1966]

I think I need to head back over there and shoo them over here. Tevagirl and Stitchfans need a laugh

Grab Cantw8 on your way back and tell her we need butt.

 

[Miss Jasmine]

That is true. He sent me flowers yesterday. Said he'd never seen you so happy.

 

[bigmerle1966]

This has something to do with The Naughty Mat, doesn't it?!

I think we're gonna need a whole naughty room!

 

[mommaU4]

I don't know, mine says he doesn't consider that cheating. Whatever that means.

OH MY GOD!!! Have our husbands been talking??????

DH and I heard this radio show once about how if a guy came home and found his wife with a woman he wouldn't be upset. I was like WTH?? Then DH says he agrees. Excuse me? I said what about if it was with a guy?? Oh no, that's cheating. Oh whatever...

 

[Briarmom]

This has something to do with The Naughty Mat, doesn't it?!

It was actually the Naughty Mattress.

 

[luvmydogs]

It was actually the Naughty Mattress.

Doesn't Clay Aiken have a song called The Naughty Mattress?

 

[Briarmom]

Doesn't Clay Aiken have a song called The Naughty Mattress?

I don't know, but my husband is not going to be happy that you put a mental image of Clay and a matress in my head.

 

[bigmerle1966]

Doesn't Clay Aiken have a song called The Naughty Mattress?

Tigger&Belle just dissed you on the cliqueless cligue thread. She said all this is your fault.

 

[Miss Jasmine]

I don't know, but my husband is not going to be happy that you put a mental image of Clay and a matress in my head.

Okay ladies, I need to get off my BUTT and get to the gym. I'll catch you all later!

 

[luvmydogs]

Tigger&Belle just dissed you on the cliqueless cligue thread. She said all this is your fault.

 

[Tigger&Belle]

OH MY GOD!!! Have our husbands been talking??????

Oh, mine would! He would view all cheating equally for sure. That would be an interesting thread to post. I'll let luvmydogs post it! Or maybe mammau4.

 

[Tigger&Belle]

 

[Miss Jasmine]

Oh, mine would! He would view all cheating equally for sure. That would be an interesting thread to post. I'll let luvmydogs post it! Or maybe mammau4.

Oh I dare someone to post it. I hope to see poll results when I return!

Okay me and my BUTT are out of here!

 

[luvmydogs]

Oh, mine would! He would view all cheating equally for sure. That would be an interesting thread to post. I'll let luvmydogs post it! Or maybe mammau4.

Let momma do it! I am always afraid to tempt "The Powers That Ban." I mean "Be!" The Powers That Be!!!

 

[luvmydogs]

Okay ladies, I need to get off my BUTT and get to the gym. I'll catch you all later!

'Night Miss Jasmine!