Thanks to everyone for all the responses - it's certainly been lively! Honestly, I was very hurt that some took my report as negative, as I meant a lot of it as tounge in cheek. For instance, I really don't believe kids should be banned for Cirque...I just think Cirque should be banned from selling those jugs of pop that made the kids have to pee every five minutes!
Seriously, I actually wrote the report for myself first as I wanted to remember all the details of the trip...and then decided I'd post it here. I also forwarded it to my family and friends - they know me, and totally "get" my storytelling! My Disney memories are very positive - and I have nothing but good things to say when I talk to people. In fact, I'm helping a couple of friends with their future trips - they have children, and while I was at Disney, I also took some notes for them so they'd know where their kid's favorite characters would be. I also sent postcards to my friends' kids from their favorite characters - they loved them!
On a personal note, my mom died when I was six, and my dad raised me by himself (along with a mentally retarded older brother, who died three years after my mom died, and another older brother who had problems of his own). Now Dad lives with me, and a trip to Hawaii (my parents went a couple years before my mom died, and we kind of retraced that trip) last year and then this trip to Disney have actually been the first time we've done any big trips just for fun (i.e. not to visit relatives). So, my excessive detailing may seem like it's highlighting too many negatives, but it's just my way of holding on to every single memory!!
Oh, one last thing...how long before I'll stop hearing Stacy from the "Top 7" in my head?!

"Summit, Plummet"!