New Virus Warning - The Elliot Virus

[MosMom]

This virus will name all of your icons on your desktop "jkkkiwjqajkkk --- slkjdsdf ;;;; alkwjerjkfo". It will move random emails into other folders so you can't find them. It will start up 500 instances of Internet Explorer and Bob The Builder so it takes you 2 hours to close them all down. It will somehow set Sticky Keys over and over even when you have never figured out how to set sticky keys and more importantly, have never figured out how to UNset sticky keys. This virus will often completely shut your computer down, most likely when you have needed to save something and didn't. Somehow, the virus can also unplug your mouse and hide it under the couch.

This is a very dangerous virus and only seems to affect the computer when I am away from it. Make sure to run a scan to be sure that the Elliot virus is not going to harm you (however, if you aren't babysitting or know us personally...chances are you're safe).

 

[tkyes]

Lol!

 

[Planogirl]

Awww, that angelic little boy in your siggie isn't the carrier is he?

 

[robinb]

Cute!

You must innoculate your computer from this terrible virus. Set up a timeout with a login and include a real password. My sister's 5 year old can by-pass her login because she doesn't have a password.

 

[Annette_VA]

ROFL! I have something similar, only it's called "Ryan". He's known for doing something that causes a dialog box to pop up that says "Perf monitoring on". I have yet to figure out how!

 

[rascalmom]

We have the Becca virus at our house. It tends to change your screen savers to cute pictures of puppies & leave copies of the ever-growing Christmas list for the next computer user to find.

 

[jrp]

AAAARRRRHHHH
Sounds like Elliot would make a good addition as a future firefighter/medic...HEHE
James

 

[goofy4tink]

We have the Becca virus at our house. It tends to change your screen savers to cute pictures of puppies & leave copies of the ever-growing Christmas list for the next computer user to find.

Uh-oh...seems that Becca Virus is traveling. We have the exact same issue at our house. We call it the Katie virus.

 

[MosMom]

Hmmmm seems we have a virus epidemic on our hands here people.

 

[thespaceinvader]

I found a My Doom II virus on my computer. I hate it. It eats up your hard-drive. In other words, it puts a file anywhere it wants. When it has succeeded in eating up all of your GB, it deletes your OS, and replaces it with...nothing! And worst of all...it won't allow you to install your OS again. A major threat to the world...