Today I saw a thing on tv and there was a sketch about a girl that was the ex-girlfriend of Trent Reznor and she's talking to her boyfrind about how dumb he looks now. So she decides to mess with him and goes to his hause. Trent Reznor opens the door, thinkin it's the pizza man. Then he sees that it's her and he cries like a lil kid. Then she tells him that she's in love with him and he goes "Oh my goodness! I knew this day would come! I love you too!". Then the chick goes "Not!! I'm just messing with ya!" Then she talks about her boyfrind and he tells him that he's a better musician than him. And the boyfind (Dirk) says he knows evey Sublime song on bass. Then Trent goes to write music since he's so sad. Then the chick says to her boyfrind "Yeah, this is what I do every year..he gets all sad and makes an album and makes a ton of money. It's kind of a win/win situation". Then like time passes and like there's an award show, and two guys of Sublime say that the album of the year is Nine Inch Nails for 'Dirk the Pizza Jerk". Then Trent goes up to get the award and he is crying alot.
