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50 nights. How long will it take us to reach the right answer?

If a member of parliament spends a night in a hotel, how many nights will he claim for?
50 nights. How long will it take us to reach the right answer?

If a member of parliament spends a night in a hotel, how many nights will he claim for?
Not much, you?
That was the best one! xD
I liked Frankie's rant about BGT.
Susan Boyle's never been kissed. That shows us that Scotlands Alcohol problem is not as severe as first thought.
(slightly made up but it was along those lines xD)
it's pretty bad. I downed it with some fruitella though. Even though it says not to eat with it xD Great thing is that I can dry swallow the tablet I have to take. I take the tablet once. I take 5ml of crap 4 times. Roar. xD
That was great.
"I was in Disneyland when I first heard it. I didn't want to believe it. It was only when Mickey Mouse confirmed it to me, that I accepted it."
There's a conspiracy theory already that MJ faked his own death. Where in the world could he go where he could possibly blend in?
Hah Frankie Boyle.




it's pretty bad. I downed it with some fruitella though. Even though it says not to eat with it xD Great thing is that I can dry swallow the tablet I have to take. I take the tablet once. I take 5ml of crap 4 times. Roar. xD
Why do you need to take it anyway?
Erm swelling, infection and pain relief. And crap like that. Plus once you've started you should always complete the full course.
I was wondering if someone was gonna chime in with something about a plastic factory or hollywood there![]()
Someone said a joke in Geography on Wednesday:
"They didn't know what to do with Michael Jackson's ashes because of all the plastic leftover, so they gave it to Lego to ensure that kids can play with him forever"
I got a new bag. It can pack itself and talks Spanish.
This soup is boiling... IN YOUR EYES!

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