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Winnie the Pooh pwns XD

Unlikely lines to find in the Bible
Andy Parsons: "And so Paul set off on the road to Damascus, where he was then killed by a helicopter gunship."
Frankie Boyle: "'An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth.' This is the weirdest car boot sale I've ever been to!"
Mark Watson: "Anyway, I'm rambling on..."
Andy Parsons: "He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy."
Hugh Dennis: "And God said, 'Let there be Light!' - sponsored by Powergen."
Frankie Boyle: "A man who lies with another man should be stoned. It helps, that's all I'm saying."
Ian Stone: "A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away..."
Mark Watson: "And God said, 'Right, that's all the fourteen commandments, now will you remember all of those?'"
Hugh Dennis: "Table for twelve, Jesus? I can do two sixes at 8:30."
Frankie Boyle: "And on the eighth day, God created a magic talking leopard, and forgot all about us."
Andy Parsons: "And Mary said God had given her a child, so Joseph went and joined Fathers 4 Justice."
Hugh Dennis: "It rained for forty days and forty nights, although Thames Water still had the hosepipe ban."
Frankie Boyle: "St Paul's third epistle to the Corinthians: 'Dear Corinthians, I've written to you twice now. No reply. I don't know how you do things in Corinth, but where I'm from, that's a bit rude.'"

(just had to post it aain :p)
 

owns. Someone spelt it wrong in a computer game and it's caught on since...
 
my eyes are watering cause my skittles are so sour. ;p
 
Muffin's in a bad mood. My dad and sister cleand up her eye. She kept moaning alot...
 
very :(

Now she's eating her food. She'll be happy again soon.
 
I'm scared of giving her hugs, but Ellie will :p
 
Give Muffin a pat on the head from Meganda :)

I send Sparks Dust to little Muffin :D :D
 
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