Winnie the Pooh pwns XD
Unlikely lines to find in the Bible
Andy Parsons: "And so Paul set off on the road to Damascus, where he was then killed by a helicopter gunship."
Frankie Boyle: "'An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth.' This is the weirdest car boot sale I've ever been to!"
Mark Watson: "Anyway, I'm rambling on..."
Andy Parsons: "He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy."
Hugh Dennis: "And God said, 'Let there be Light!' - sponsored by Powergen."
Frankie Boyle: "A man who lies with another man should be stoned. It helps, that's all I'm saying."
Ian Stone: "A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away..."
Mark Watson: "And God said, 'Right, that's all the fourteen commandments, now will you remember all of those?'"
Hugh Dennis: "Table for twelve, Jesus? I can do two sixes at 8:30."
Frankie Boyle: "And on the eighth day, God created a magic talking leopard, and forgot all about us."
Andy Parsons: "And Mary said God had given her a child, so Joseph went and joined Fathers 4 Justice."
Hugh Dennis: "It rained for forty days and forty nights, although Thames Water still had the hosepipe ban."
Frankie Boyle: "St Paul's third epistle to the Corinthians: 'Dear Corinthians, I've written to you twice now. No reply. I don't know how you do things in Corinth, but where I'm from, that's a bit rude.'"
(just had to post it aain

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