New Program: Disney's "Magic We Pay Tickets"

Kay7979

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THIS NEWS JUST IN!



Introducing, Disney’s “Magic We Pay Tickets.”

Traveling on a budget? Want to save money, have fun, and teach your children valuable lessons? Disney has tailored a new ticket plan for families just like you! It’s called the “Magic We Pay Ticket” plan.

Here’s how it works:

Disney will pay YOU half the value of a one day ticket for each day your family participates in the Magic We Pay Ticket program. Payment will be credited to your Key to the World card. Your family will have a choice of the following Work Options:

Two hours cleaning the interior of Disney Transportation busses:
It’s like a treasure hunt! Loose change in the seat cushions, candy on the floor, gum stuck to seat bottoms - it’s all yours for the taking! Once you’ve collected your plunder, all you need to do is wash the windows, vacuum the seats and floors, then empty the trash and you’ve earned your cash!

Two hours with Mousekeeping:
Accompany our Mousekeeping staff and learn that it’s Keen to be Clean. While our staff vacuums, makes the beds, and cleans the bathroom, you get to rummage through the guest’s room, recovering Mickey soap bars and shampoos hidden in drawers or stashed in their luggage.

Two hours at a counter service restaurant:
You may not learn to sling hash like a pro, but you’ll learn the secret of serving hot food cold. Assist our cooks as they prepare high calorie meals with no nutritive value. As a bonus, learn to dehydrate burgers under a heat lamp.

Two hours assisting bell services:
Often we need extra hands to deliver surplus luggage. If a guest’s bags won’t all fit onto one cart, we’ll be strapping those surplus coolers, crockpots, electric fry pans, groceries, and cases of bottled water to your backs, and you and your family will form the Baggage Train. So, giddy up go, you have luggage to tow!

Two Hours assisting Room Service:
What goes up must come down. Our staff will deliver meals, you and your family simply need to round up meal trays left in the hall and carry them back to the kitchen. We have a Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell, salvage policy. So feel free to enjoy any half eaten hot dogs, finish the left-over chips, and pocket any spare toast and jellies.

“Magic We Pay” Work Options book up quickly, so don’t delay. Sign up immediately upon your arrival for the greatest selection of fun and educational opportunities.

As Mickey says, “After Two Hours a Day, You’re Free to Play!”
 

If I make DH do it for 4 hours, will they credit us both?? :lmao:
 
Sounds like home to me. :lmao:

How about the kids work all day instead of me? It's my vacation, too, you know! :rotfl2:

Thanks for the laugh. :teeth:

Like Disney would really ever give anything away. :rolleyes1
 
Thanks for brightening my morning. :rotfl:

Actually I don't think I would mind doing it. It would let us all know how hard the CM's work to make our trip "magical".
 
I love it! Actually, I would probably consider doing it to save $$$. We participate in a homechool co-op and have to clean a church once a week. I can do anything with good rubber gloves on! Might make some of those snobby entitled kids appreciate WDW better too!!
 
mickeyfan2 said:
I agree!!! :lmao: :lmao:

Yes, thank you for saying so. No offense to the poster, but I thought I was the # 1 most gullible person alive, so now I must relinquish my title. I will probably post this "news release" later in my trip report thread. I like to throw in a few funny "commercials" and "public service announcements" in with the trip report.
 
:rotfl2:

This is so not a TPA&S thread but dang! it's just too funny to move. Ok....I'll meet you half-way and copy it over the the board it really belongs on (C-Board).

If one of my co-mods has more willpower than I do, go ahead and give it a move. I just got such a wry laugh out of it I couldn't bring myself to give it the boot. ;)

Guess I'm all just Christmas-y and joy-filled. :teeth:
 


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