New (or newer) park maps...

[princess22]

Just got back from the MK and I love the new park maps for two reasons. Number 1: They are smaller! Number 2: They are entertaining! The descriptions of rides are hilarious!

Example:

Pirates of the Caribbean: a scurvy boat ride (couldn't they used a word that didn't make me think of a disease!?)

Speedway: Drive a car

Tiki Room: sing-song audio-animatronic show

Jamboree: Singin-swingin audio-animatronic show

AND MY FAVORITE

Snow White: Ride inside through the dark!

How descriptive huh? They are hilarious, read through them next time you are at the parks!

 

[MagneticxBoy]

lol.. are u serious?

 

[BlindTyldak]

Does the Japan pavillion at Epcot now say "Have big luck happy time!!!" on the map?

Those are just plain sad.

 

[princess22]

lol.. are u serious?

I am very serious. I guess they tried to "stupify" everything for us, maybe they went a little overboard!