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[AmandaSparks730]

2. DEAR OLD SHIZ

PERSON IN CROWD
Glinda! Is it true - were you her friend?!

GLINDA
Well - it depends on what you mean by "friend." . I did know her. That is, our paths did cross. At school...

STUDENTS
O hallowed halls and vine-draped walls
The proudliest sight there is
When grey and sere our hair hath turned
We shall still revere the lessons learned
In our days at dear old Shiz
Our days at dear old

GALINDA
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh:

STUDENTS AND GALINDA
Dear old Shiz-zzzz

 

[Em&Em]

I am so sad

My mom just called from work and said she has to go to a conference starting tonight and goes all the way to Sunday. She is the Assistant Director of Nursing at the facility she works at and the Director had to bail out because her dad just had a major Heart Attack last night. My big sister is coming to stay with me which will be fun.

 

[Captain Brain]

Joey..I'm so sorry...

 

[marypops!]

I can tired and hungry...

 

[AmandaSparks730]

3. THE WIZARD AND I

MADAME MORRIBLE
Oh, Miss Elphaba:
Many years I have waited
For a gift like yours to appear
Why, I predict the Wizard
Could make you his
Magic grand vizier!
My dear, my dear
I'll write at once to the Wizard
Tell him of you in advance
With a talent like yours, dear
There is a defin-ish chance
If you work as you should
You'll be making good:

ELPHABA
Did that really just happen?
Have I actually understood?
This weird quirk I've tried
To suppress or hide
Is a talent that could
Help me meet the Wizard
If I make good
So I'll make good:

When I meet the Wizard
Once I prove my worth
And then I meet the Wizard
What I've waited for since: since birth!
And with all his Wizard wisdom
By my looks, he won't be blinded
Do you think the Wizard is dumb?
Or, like Munchkins, so small-minded?
No! He'll say to me,
"I see who you truly are -
A girl on whom I can rely!"
And that's how we'll begin
The Wizard and I:

Once I'm with the Wizard
My whole life will change
'Cuz once you're with the Wizard
No one thinks you're strange!
No father is not proud of you,
No sister acts ashamed
And all of Oz has to love you
When by the Wizard you're acclaimed
And this gift - or this curse -
I have inside
Maybe at last, I'll know why
When we are hand and hand -
The Wizard and I!

And one day, he'll say to me, "Elphaba,
A girl who is so superior
Shouldn't a girl who's so good inside
Have a matching exterior?
And since folks here to an absurd degree
Seem fixated on your verdigris
Would it be all right by you
If I de-greenify you?"

And though of course
That's not important to me
"All right, why not?" I'll reply
Oh, what a pair we'll be
The Wizard and I
Yes, what a pair we'll be
The Wizard and...

Unlimited
My future is unlimited
And I've just had a vision
Almost like a prophecy
I know - it sounds truly crazy
And true, the vision's hazy
But I swear, someday there'll be
A celebration throughout Oz
That's all to do with me!

And I'll stand there with the Wizard
Feeling things I've never felt
And though I'd never show it
I'll be so happy, I could melt!
And so it will be
For the rest of my life
And I'll want nothing else
Till I die
Held in such high esteem
When people see me, they will scream
For half of Oz's fav'rite team:
The Wizard
And I!

 

[AmandaSparks730]

4. WHAT IS THIS FEELING?

GALINDA
Dearest darlingest Momsie and Popsical:

ELPHABA
My dear Father:

BOTH
There's been some confusion
Over rooming here at Shiz:

ELPHABA
But of course, I'll care for Nessa:

GLINDA
But of course, I'll rise above it:

BOTH
For I know that's how you'd want me to respond
Yes, there's been some confusion
For you see, my room-mate is:

GALINDA
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar
And altogether quite impossible to describe:

ELPHABA
Blonde.

GALINDA
What is this feeling?
So sudden and new?

ELPHABA
I felt it the moment
I laid eyes on you...

GALINDA
My pulse is rushing...

ELPHABA
My head is reeling...

GALINDA
My face is flushing...

BOTH
What is this feeling?
Fervid as a flame,
Does it have a name?
Yes!
Loathing
Unadulterated loathing

GALINDA
For your face

ELPHABA
Your voice

GALINDA
Your clothing

BOTH
Let's just say - I loathe it all
Ev'ry little trait, however small
Makes my very flesh begin to crawl
With simple utter loathing
There's a strange exhilaration
In such total detestation
It's so pure and strong!
Though I do admit it came on fast
Still I do believe that it can last
And I will be loathing
Loathing you
My whole life long!

STUDENTS
Dear Galinda, you are just too good
How do you stand it? I don't think I could!
She's a terror! She's a Tartar!
We don't mean to show a bias,
But Galinda, you're a martyr!

GALINDA
Well: these things are sent to try us!

STUDENTS
Poor Galinda, forced to reside
With someone so disgusticified
We all just want to tell you:
We're all on your side!
We share your:

GALINDA AND ELPHABA
What is this feeling
So sudden and new?
I felt the moment
I laid eyes on you
My pulse is rushing
My head is reeling
Oh, what is this feeling?
Does it have a name?
Yes
Ahhh: STUDENTS
Loathing
Unadulterated loathing
For her face, her voice
Her clothing
Let's just say:
We loathe it all!
Ev'ry little trait
Makes our very flesh
Begin to crawl
Ahhh:

ALL
Loathing!

GALINDA AND ELPHABA
There's a strange exhilaration In such total detestation
So pure, so strong ALL
Loathing
Loathing
Loathing

STUDENTS
So strong!

GALINDA AND ELPHABA
Though I do admit it came on fast
Still I do believe that it can last
And I will be loathing
For forever loathing
Truly deeply loathing
My whole
Life long!

ALL
Loathing
Loathing
Loathing you
Loathing
Unadulterated loathing

ELPHABA
Boo!

 

[jbcheerchick93]

17. YOU CAN'T STOP THE BEAT

killerest song in the world!

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

I'm bored.

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

My arm hurts.

 

[marypops!]

My, Malcolm in the Middle is cool.

 

[Em&Em]

It looks like Lyrics hour

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

Gerard Way is pretty.

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

Adam Gontier is prettier.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

5. SOMETHING BAD

DOCTOR DILLAMOND
Oh, Miss Elphaba - The things one hears these days. Dreadful things:
I've heard of an OxA professor from Quox
No longer permitted to teach
Who has lost all powers of speech
And an Owl in Munchkin Rock
A vicar with a thriving flock
Forbidden to preach
Now he can only screech!
Only rumors - but still -
Enough to give pause
To anyone with paws
Something bad is happening in Oz:

ELPHABA
Something bad? Happening in Oz?

DILLAMOND
Under the surface
Behind the scenes
Something baaaaaaad:
(spoken) Sorry: "Bad":

ELPHABA
Doctor Dillamond - If something bad is happening
to the Animals, someone's got to tell the Wizard.
That's why we have a Wizard.
So nothing bad:.

DILLAMOND
I hope you're right:

BOTH
Nothing all that bad:

DILLAMOND
Nothing truly baaaaaad:.
(spoken) Sorry: "Bad":

ELPHABA
It couldn't happen here
In Oz:

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

I like saying dudes are pretty...

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

Pretty Handsome Awkward by The Used...Jepha Howard wears a dress in that video, and it makes him look pretty.

 

[Em&Em]

 

[AmandaSparks730]

6. DANCING THROUGH LIFE

FIYERO
The trouble with school is
They always try to teach the wrong lesson
Believe me, I've been kicked out
Of enough of them to know
They want you to become less callow
Less shallow
But I say: why invite stress in?
Stop studying strife
And learn to live "the unexamined life":

Dancing through life
Skimming the surface
Gliding where turf is smooth
Life's more painless
For the brainless
Why think too hard?
When it's so soothing
Dancing through life
No need to tough it
When you can sluff it off as I do
Nothing matters
But knowing nothing matters
It's just life
So keep dancing through

Dancing through life
Swaying and sweeping
And always keeping cool
Life is fraught-less
When you're thoughtless
Those who don't try
Never look foolish
Dancing through life
Mindless and careless
Make sure you're where less
Trouble is rife
Woes are fleeting
Blows are glancing
When you're dancing
Through life:
So - what's the most swankified place in town?

GALINDA
That would be the Ozdust Ballroom.

FIYERO
Sounds perfect.
Let's go down to the Ozdust Ballroom
We'll meet there later tonight
We can dance till it's light
Find the prettiest girl:
Give 'er a whirl:
Right on down to the Ozdust Ballroom
Come on - follow me
You'll be happy to be there:

ALL
Dancing through life
Down at the Ozdust

FIYERO
If only because dust
Is what we come to:

ALL
Nothing matters
But knowing nothing matters
It's just life

FIYERO
So keep dancing through:

BOQ
Miss Galinda - I hope you'll save at least one dance for me. I'll be right there. Waiting. Allnight.

GALINDA
Oh - that's so kind. But you know what would be even kinder?
See that tragic'ly beautiful girl
The one in the chair
It seems so unfair
We should go on a spree
And not she
Gee -
I know someone would be my hero
If that someone were to go invite her:

BOQ
Well, maybe - I could invite her!

GALINDA
Oh, Bick, really?
You would do that for me?

BOQ
I would do anything for you, Miss Galinda.

GALINDA
So:

FIYERO
So I'll be picking you up around eight?

GALINDA
After all -
Now that we've met one another

FIYERO AND GALINDA
It's clear - we deserve each other

GALINDA
You're perfect:

FIYERO
You're perfect:

BOTH
So we're perfect together
Born to be forever
Dancing through life:

NESSAROSE
Oh, Elphaba - isn't it wonderful?
Fin'lly, for this one night
I'm about to have a fun night
With this Munchkin boy
Galinda found for me
And I only wish there were
Something I could do for her
To repay her
Elphaba, see?
We deserve each other
And Galinda helped it come true
We deserve each other,
Me and Boq:
Elphaba, please try to understand:

ELPHABA
I do...

Galinda - my sister and I were talking about you just now-

GALINDA
And I was just talking about you! I thought you might want to wear this hat to the party tonight!
It's really, uh, sharp, don't you think?
You know - black is this year's pink
You deserve each other
This hat and you
You're both so smart
You deserve each other
So here, out of the goodness of my heart:

BOQ
Listen: Nessa:

NESSAROSE
Yes?

BOQ
Uh - Nessa
I've got something to confess, a
Reason why, well -
Why I asked you here tonight
Now I know it isn't fair...

NESSAROSE
Oh, Boq, I know why.

BOQ
You do?

NESSAROSE
It's because I'm in this chair
And you felt sorry for me
Well - isn't that right?

BOQ
No! No! It's because... because....
Because you are so beautiful!

NESSAROSE
Oh, Boq, I think you're wonderful!
And we deserve each other
Don't you see, this is our chance?
We deserve each other
Don't we, Boq?

BOQ
You know what?
Let's dance!

NESSAROSE
What?!

BOQ
Let's dance!

ALL
Dancing through life
Down at the Ozdust
If only because dust
Is what we come to!
And the strange thing:
Your life could end up changing
While you're dancing
Through!

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

I don't think I saw Jepha during the concert, I'm too short I just saw Bert and Quinn...I saw Jepha in the back after the concert. I don't think I ever saw Dan

 

[Captain Brain]

This would be the very last country song....