New Game - Wishes

[lalijack]

Granted, but everyone else skeedaddles, so you're left to DIS all alone.

I wish I could do something to completely fix MSN Messenger.

 

[babynurse1]

granted but now the dis shuts down for good.


I wish people would never drop a stray kitten on my porch again.

 

[Deedee Star]

I wish I meet doodlebops.

 

[Ritz]

Granted but now you are forced to tour with them.


I wish I had more hours to sleep tonight.

 

[babynurse1]

granted but you just now woke up!!! Feeling better?


I wish Monday's weren't so ominous.

 

[Grumpy23]

Granted, but they just made Saturdays ominous.

I wish I would be offered early retirement!

 

[lalijack]

Granted, but your family now thinks you're their free personal servant - so you can't even enjoy your retirement!

I wish my DS's soccer games weren't going to be at 7:45 every Saturday morning this season!!!!!

 

[We Want The Redhead]

Granted. Now your ds's soccer games are at 10:45 at night.


I wish I didn't have to cook ever again.

 

[lalijack]

Granted, but you're relegated to eating yogurt and fruit at every meal for the rest of your existence.

I wish I had a machine to control the weather.

 

[Ritz]

granted but now you spend your time fielding conflicting weather requests and handling all complaints about the weather, the crops, the decline of the family etc etc


I wish someone would buy my house tomorrow.

 

[babynurse1]

granted but it's someone called babynurse and now she knows where you live!!

I wish Ritz would come out and play more often


(ding dong..."Can Ritz come out and play today?")

 

[Ritz]

Awww. I babynurse! So granted but now you will stay up late playing!


I wish I could play more often.

 

[babynurse1]

granted but it's only when babynurse is not here.

I know that broke your heart!


I wish I had a cool super power!

 

[Ritz]

Granted- now you always know if folks have on clean underwear.

(My heart is broken)


I wish all my students would study and earn good grades.

 

[babynurse1]

I think I'll pass on that super power.


Granted. but now you are no longer are challenged by your job and decide to change careers to hamburger flipping at McDonalds


I wish I could read every book on my "to read" list

 

[Ritz]

Granted but now your children are neglected and resort to a life of crime for attention from the judicial system.


I wish I didn't have to go to walmart tomorrow.

 

[babynurse1]

granted, but now you have nothing to feed the kids and they whine "Mommy, I'm hungry" all night.


I wish I had a million dollars in my checking account

 

[Ritz]

granted but your bank goes out of business and all your money is lost

I wish I had a diet coke.

 

[lalijack]

Granted, but you get to the bottom of it and realize there's a dead bug floating in it!

I wish I could turn back time 6 months.

 

[Ritz]

Granted but now you are in a 6 month coma.

PS thanks for putting that song into my head (I wish I could turn back time, I wish I could find a way)



I wish my dryer would also fold and put away the clean clothes.