New Game - Wishes

[lalijack]

granted but your DVD player breaks as soon as you put it in


I wish my dd would quit bugging me about changing the fish's water

Granted, but when that fish wakes you up in the middle of the night screaming about poor living conditions.........

I wish I could spend the weekend in a beautiful resort in a tropical location. <sigh>

 

[babynurse1]

granted, but do the words tsunami scare you away?


I wish somebody were here to play with. I finally have the house all to myself and you guys are busy elsewhere.


I can just picture a fish screaming about it's poor living conditions!

 

[lalijack]

granted, but do the words tsunami scare you away?


I wish somebody were here to play with. I finally have the house all to myself and you guys are busy elsewhere.


I can just picture a fish screaming about it's poor living conditions!

Granted but, well, I'm here now and where the heck are YOU? <drumming fingers>

I wish I had a clone who could be downstairs washing the kitchen floor and doing laundry while I DIS.

 

[babynurse1]

granted but your clone goes crazy and decides to streak through the neighborhood


I wish chocolate were calorie free.

 

[lalijack]

granted but your clone goes crazy and decides to streak through the neighborhood


I wish chocolate were calorie free.

Eeww, no one wants ME streaking anywhere, trust me!

OK, chocolate is calorie free, but it makes you retain water like a camel.

I wish I had a REALLY good snack to munch on while I DIS.

 

[babynurse1]

granted but halfway through you find a roach in your snack.


I wish I didn't have to get off the dis in a minute.

 

[lalijack]

granted but halfway through you find a roach in your snack.


I wish I didn't have to get off the dis in a minute.

Granted, but you fall asleep on your keyboard and have QWERTY imprinted into your cheek for 2 days.

I wish you'd find someone to pick up the slack with your real-life so you could play this game a little longer!

 

[babynurse1]

granted, but that person is YOU!!!!


I wish we could all meet in WDW!!!

 

[lalijack]

granted, but that person is YOU!!!!


I wish we could all meet in WDW!!!

Granted, but then I start stalking you for REAL!!!

I wish I had a trip to WDW in the works. <big sigh>

 

[babynurse1]

Granted, but you have to cancel at the last second due to coming down with the measles.


I wish I had money to buy us both a trip to WDW.

 

[lalijack]

Granted, but you have to cancel at the last second due to coming down with the measles.


I wish I had money to buy us both a trip to WDW.

Granted, but our kids join forces against us and pirate our tickets!

I wish our DHs were independently wealthy and didn't have to work for a living.

 

[babynurse1]

granted but now they just sit around the house complaining and get tired of our dissing.


I wish it wasn't time for me to say goodbye.

 

[lalijack]

granted but now they just sit around the house complaining and get tired of our dissing.


I wish it wasn't time for me to say goodbye.

Alright, go if you have to, but know that I'll be lonely and un-entertained.

I wish for some time tomorrow to DIS without interruption. (But I don't see that happening!)

 

[babynurse1]

granted but that time is only 5 minutes.


I wish for world peace.

Thought I'd give you a tough one to work on while I'm gone!

 

[lalijack]

granted but that time is only 5 minutes.


I wish for world peace.

Thought I'd give you a tough one to work on while I'm gone!

Okay, wiseguy, you get world peace, but then the leaders of the country decide to implement a "peace tax" - 50% of everyone's earnings for the "luxury" of peace. (Hey, I live in MA - they try to tax everything here!)

I wish I could play a musical instrument. (Talk about a subject change, eh?)

 

[DLBDS]

Granted, but you become obsessed with the Didgeridoo and your family bans you to the basement....of your neighbor's house......down the street.

I wish I could eat super-fatty foods without a care.

 

[Pixie Tales]

I wish I could eat super-fatty foods without a care.

Granted: but the super fatty food all tastes like sawdust




I wish It would snow here

 

[1Prince2Princesses]

Granted: but the super fatty food all tastes like sawdust




I wish It would snow here

I wish that all the time.

Anyway... Granted, but you develop a terrible case of the flu and sleep straight through the snow.

I wish I never had to sleep.

 

[lalijack]

OK, granted...but you don't have any seasonally appropriate clothes, so you and the kids can't leave the house to enjoy it.

I wish 1P2P would stop trying to kill these game threads!

 

[babynurse1]

granted, but know she's your new stalker and follows you to every thread!


I wish we didn't have to wait 40 seconds to post.