New Game - Wishes

[lalijack]

Granted, but you find a bug in the last piece. (eeewwwww!)

I wish I had unlimited $$ for vacations.

 

[1Prince2Princesses]

Granted, but then you develop agoraphobia and are afraid to leave the house.

I wish the amount of money in our savings account tripled overnight.

 

[lalijack]

Granted, but you get audited by the IRS

I wish I had 2 of me for the afternoon - one to clean this house and catch up on the huge mounds of laundry, and one to go peruse the bookstore and have some ME time.

 

[babynurse1]

granted but the second you gets confused and lost and you're never whole again

I wish my dd would clean her closet

 

[lalijack]

Granted, but she decides she hates everything in it, and wants all new clothes!

I wish someone would do my grocery shopping for me.

 

[babynurse1]

granted but they think frozen pizza every night for supper is Just Fine

I wish I didn't feel tired today

 

[lalijack]

Granted, but now you won't be able to fall asleep at all tonight!

I wish DH would take more initiative about doing stuff around the house.

 

[babynurse1]

granted, but now he quits his job so he can do just that

I wish I wasn't watching a Jessica Simpson commercial right now

 

[DLBDS]

Granted, but you only get one channel and it's showing a Newlyweds: Nick & Jessica marathon.

I wish my husband wasn't snoring.

 

[babynurse1]

granted but now he talks in his sleep

I wish the Colts would win the SuperBowl

 

[1Prince2Princesses]

Granted... but they never win another game. EVER.


I wish men understood women just a little better.

 

[babynurse1]

granted but they throw it in womens faces daily

I wish all my bills already paid this month

 

[1Prince2Princesses]

Granted, but now your car needs major repairs.

I wish common sense came in a pill form.

 

[babynurse1]

granted but all the dumb people are allergic to it


I wish I could write a hit song

 

[1Prince2Princesses]

Granted, but your name gets left off the credits.

I wish whoever keeps messing with the smilies would realize that it really isn't funny.

(Hi Elisabeth! )

 

[babynurse1]

granted but now they take ALL the smilies away.

I wish smiley central worked on my computer.
Hi Robin!

 

[sweetspicy]

Granted, but they would give your computer a nasty virus.

I wish it would not snow tomorrow.

 

[babynurse1]

granted, but an ice storm cometh


I wish McDonalds was not my ds's favorite restaurant

 

[1Prince2Princesses]

Granted, but now you have insatiable Big Mac cravings every day.

I wish all the rain we are getting today would turn to snow.

 

[babynurse1]

granted but now you're stuck in your house for a week

I wish I didn't have to go buy my nephew a bday present today