New Game - Wishes

[Disneyland1084]

Granted, but you'll be sick with the stomach flu for the whole month.

I wish I was at Disneyland right now.

 

[babynurse1]

Granted, but they're filming a movie and the only ride open to the public is "It's a Small World"

I wish there were more time in the day.

 

[lalijack]

Granted, but you can't use it to sleep.

I wish summers were 5 months long.

 

[babynurse1]

Granted but for the last 2 months temperatures have to be above 100 every day.


I wish I could speak fluent Spanish

 

[1Prince2Princesses]

Granted, but you forget English.

I wish my entire family would dissapear for just one hour.

 

[DLBDS]

Granted, but they won't remember who you are when they return.

I wish tomorrow was Saturday.

 

[lalijack]

Granted, but you have to attend 3 kids' parties in 6 hours.

I wish my SIL and I got along better.

 

[DLBDS]

Granted, but she'll now be calling you 1,000 times per day and hangin' with you every weekend.

I wish my aquarium would stay algae-free.

 

[babynurse1]

granted, but now it has a leak

I wish I could have a large glass of iced tea right now

 

[DLBDS]

Granted but it comes to you WCC-style...in a gallon-sized jar.

I wish my DH would grow a brain.

 

[lalijack]

Granted, but now you live in fairytale land.

I wish my DH would learn not to procrastinate about EVERYTHING

 

[babynurse1]

granted but now he bugs you all the time to do things faster

I wish my computer was faster

 

[DLBDS]

Granted, but now he nags you because he's bored and doesn't have enough to do.

I wish my DD would finish her schoolwork each week.

 

[1Prince2Princesses]

granted but now he bugs you all the time to do things faster

I wish my computer was faster

Granted, but now you need a Windows upgrade.

Granted, but now he nags you because he's bored and doesn't have enough to do.

I wish my DD would finish her schoolwork each week.

Granted, but she does it all wrong.


I wish I could sleep in tomorrow.

 

[lalijack]

Granted, but when you wake up, your kids will have trashed the house.

I wish my mortgage was paid off.

 

[1Prince2Princesses]

They already did!

Granted, but then your roof collapses and it gets flooded.

I wish I didn't think something really wrong every time I saw the dancing banana.

 

[lalijack]

Granted, but there goes your sense of humor - POOF!

I wish I had a cleaning lady.

 

[1Prince2Princesses]

Granted, but she likes to clean naked.

I wish my husband would get up when his alarm goes off in the morning.

 

[lalijack]

Granted, but he bangs around and wakes up all the kids.

I wish my DD didn't have to be ready for the bus at 7:25

 

[1Prince2Princesses]

Granted, but now you have to take her to school. (My son gets on the bus at 6:40!)

I wish I had a minivan.