New Game - Wishes

[babynurse1]

granted but from now on it smells like rotten eggs


I wish the weather wasn't so COLD!!!

 

[1Prince2Princesses]

Granted, but now you're in Florida and it's August.

I wish my DH would bring me flowers tonight.

 

[babynurse1]

granted, but you have to repay him for the next 30 nights in a row.


I wish chocolate was calorie free

 

[lalijack]

Granted, but you get a huge zit for every ounce you eat.

I wish I was 5 years younger

 

[babynurse1]

granted but you lose 15 years of knowledge


I wish someone would make me laugh hysterically every day.

 

[1Prince2Princesses]

Granted. But every time you laugh, you get the hiccups.

I wish my girls would stop talking to each other and go to sleep! (I'm tired. )

 

[babynurse1]

granted but they have a nightmare and then wake you up as soon as you fall asleep

I wish Target were right down the road.

 

[lalijack]

Granted, but then your street is inundated with constant traffic.

I wish I could sleep late tomorrow.

 

[babynurse1]

granted but you wake up with a splitting headache.

I wish I could take the kids to Disney this year.

 

[lalijack]

ooh me too!!! and i could if dh would just GIVE IN!!!!

Granted - but you have to stay offsite and can't buy any souvenirs.

I wish all my laundry was done!

 

[babynurse1]

granted but as soon as it's done, the washer and dryer break


I wish my MIL would be nice to me sometimes

 

[lalijack]

You got it! But now she wants to be your BFF!!! (Ack!)

I wish I could earn my former F/T salary at my current P/T job.

 

[babynurse1]

granted but now they want you to triple the workload during P/T hours

I wish for another wish

 

[1Prince2Princesses]

Granted! But there will be a catch..

I wish I could sleep 4 hours and feel like I slept 10.

 

[babynurse1]

granted but you gain weight while you're sleeping


I wish I could have a tan year round

 

[1Prince2Princesses]

Granted, but then your DH gets grossed out by your tan lines.

I wish I didn't have to go with my DH to visit the in-laws next month.

 

[babynurse1]

granted, but you can't go to WDW for the next 5 years


I wish I didn't have to go to Wal-Mart today

 

[lalijack]

Granted, but then you can't leave your room for a week!

I wish I could leave work early and still get paid for the whole day.

 

[MA pigletfan]

Granted, but you have to work 12 hours tommorow.

I wish I could lose 30 lbs overnight!

 

[lalijack]

Granted, but you can't buy clothes in the appropriate size for 6 months.

I wish it was May, so the weather would be more pleasant