NEW GAME - What's Up With...?

[WhiteCheddarCheezits]

Their mom's basement is really lonely and dark and they must amuse themselves somehow. Also, That's the secret way to get thru to the vortex kind of like platform 9 and 3/4.

What's up with the closed captioning covering up people's face on tv?

 

[GoldfishColors]

It is really subliminal advertising.

WUW Bicker?

 

[CheeseNips]

Bicker is a professional Troll hired by Allearsnet.com




WUW- Edible underwear????

 

[spongemommie05]

can't answer that. it was invented for the playboy type,
WIUW pants that are already thrashed selling for $40 a pop?

 

[Ritz]

Therapists run the fashion industry... by making people feel insecure, ugly, poor and "out of it" they guarentee future clients.


What is up with Britney Spears?

 

[CheeseNips]

Britney is actually perfectly sane, but has a lousy publicity agent who is a wise opportunist and wanted 40% the proceeds of BS's hair auctioned on e-bay, among other things.


WUW- Stitch taking over every facet of WDW?

 

[Ritz]

Disney execs are trying to appeal to the estimated 28% of Americans who are believed to be direct descendents of extraterristrials. This number is expected to rise annually and Disney wishes to be in a position to take advantage of the changing marketplace.


What is Up With pool hopping?

 

[Snax Stix]

People pool hop because they have the misguided notion that a hole with water in it will feel more luxurious at a deluxe hotel.


WUW with people leaving their Christmas decorations up until April?

 

[grinningghost]

Because they're lazy trash.

What's up with the mass amount of auto parts stores opening on every vacant corner?

 

[Ritz]

Oprah just named "the corner auto parts store" as one of her top ten places to meet attractive, employed singles.

What is up with learning to read in kindergarten?

 

[grinningghost]

The obsession that our children must be prodigies or they are complete failures.

What's up with guns in schools?

 

[Snax Stix]

Poor parenting skills, violent video games and movies, and a general decline of our civilization. That was depressing.


WUW the news always reporting crime and scandals?

 

[GoldfishColors]

All of the news outlets are now owned by one person (with several dummy front organizations) and he is a personal friend of George Bush. All the bad news is meant to divert everyones attention away from the White House, and also to make them feel like it is totally normal to completely screw up all the time and to lie and break laws.


WUW 38% of Americans?

 

[celerystalker]

Up from that would be 39% of Americans. Since I fall in the top 10th percentile, they are dead to me!

WUW all the cops on I-40 today?

 

[CheeseNips]

They were searching for a criminal driving a car matching your car's description. How did you talk your way outta THAT?





WUW- Crop Circles?

 

[babynurse1]

It's a bunch of nerdy engineering students who tried to play a giant practical joke on the world, but it backfires when they realize nobody really gives a......care.


WUW naming your baby something so off the wall, you know they'll be in for a lifetime of ridicule?

 

[grinningghost]

Celebs can't seem to "get" that they were once normal people with normal names themselves - they have to draw attention to themselves via their kids and any other stupid way they can think of.

What's up with Kelly Ripa looking like the walking dead?

 

[Ritz]

It all has to do with looking rich- the rich used to look what we would consider 'heavy'- meaning they were rich enough to have enough to eat and not have a life of manual labor, then the rich wanted to look slim, tan and toned... meaning they had enough leisure to have time to tan and exercise, now the really rich need to look like the walking dead implying that they have enough money to support a large drug habit.

What is up with daylight savings time?

 

[WheatThins]

It's a Disney World conspiracy to make you spend more time and money at it's parks.

WUW - Florida toll booth operators telling me to have a good day as they rob me blind?

Wheat Thins

 

[grinningghost]

It's an attempt by the federal government to save energy, which in turn, is sapping us, the TAXPAYERS of our own freakin' energy. I hate it - put it back to the way it was.

What's up with tie dye easter egg kits?