NEW GAME - What's Up With...?

[Ritz]

I AM TOM CRUISE... and I am fine. Just fine. If you understood the deeper trancendental beauty of the real meaning of life you wouldn't question me. The real question is

What is up with Katie-why won't she just do what I want?????

 

[babynurse1]

Katie was under your voodoo spell momentarily, but since you stopped streaming "Top Gun" on every television, computer, and monitor in the house she has slowly realized that she's not 17 and you are not Maverick. Her brain cells were also temporarily halted whilst she was growing a human in utero, but now that the fog has lifted, she is thinking for herself.

Enjoy her while you can Tommy, your time with her is limited.


What is up with sneaking in adult language and innuendoes in kids movies?

 

[GoldfishColors]

Tom Cruise retired from public life years ago, his body double had his face done and is having a rip-roaring good time impersonating him. Word is, though, that Oprah is on to him.


What is up with all the fancy signatures?

 

[Ritz]

Katie was under your voodoo spell momentarily, but since you stopped streaming "Top Gun" on every television, computer, and monitor in the house she has slowly realized that she's not 17 and you are not Maverick. Her brain cells were also temporarily halted whilst she was growing a human in utero, but now that the fog has lifted, she is thinking for herself.

Enjoy her while you can Tommy, your time with her is limited.


What is up with sneaking in adult language and innuendoes in kids movies?

Oh my! that is the funniest thing ever written!!!!

I'll answer your question and then steal GoldfishColor's question to get us back on track.


There isn't any adult language and innuendoes in kid movies. You just have a very dirty mind .

What is up with all the fancy signatures?

 

[babynurse1]

Everybody needs a little color in their life.


what's up with posting the same time as another disser?

 

[babynurse1]

Oh my! that is the funniest thing ever written!!!!

I'll answer your question and then steal GoldfishColor's question to get us back on track.


There isn't any adult language and innuendoes in kid movies. You just have a very dirty mind .

What is up with all the fancy signatures?

wait!! First you say that's the funniest thing ever written and then you come back and slam me by saying I have a dirty mind. My brain is "confuzzled"

This game is too much fun!!


New question!

What's up with Country Music giving themselves an award every month or two? why are they so special?

 

[Ritz]

Oh no! I am so sorry Babynurse! It is the funniest thing ever written. I promise! That wasn't a slam-it was a lame attempt to be funny since of course there are lots of innuendoes in kid's movies so I thought that by pretending that something that is false (your dirty mind) was true it would be funny. Sorry.

You are my Yoda in the way of the games boards!

Ok- back to the game....


Country Music needs awards every month or two so everyone can get out their western wear and big hair and be seen on TV because otherwise people might realize that there is no real musical difference between pop and country.

What is up with Super Walmart?

 

[babynurse1]

I was just joking Ritz! I'm sorry if my smartypantsness got carried away. I'm not easily "offended"


Super WalMart is corporate America's way of catering to those too lazy to buy peanut butter and spark plugs in different stores.


(speaking of PB) What's up with peanut butter and jelly in the same jar?

 

[kthom]

What's up with people talking on their cell phones in a public restroom? What can be that important?

 

[grinningghost]

That is a sign of serious cell phone addiction, for which there are still no 12 step programs. I think I'll start one - necessity is the mother of invention.

What's up with people stopping at 4 way stops and then NOBODY goes?

 

[CheeseNips]

Luckily if 3 other people get to a 4 way stop at the exact same time as me, I go first. Usually it's the biggest or redist vehicle.






WUW- Disney's lack of free dining announcement for this year?

 

[grinningghost]

Disney realized their free dining plan was putting them in them in the financial toilet.

What's up with singers spelling out words in all the new songs?

 

[Ritz]

They are trying to sound educated so the adoring public doesn't catch on that they are popular only because of packaging/hype and not any real talent. Also the songs are actually written by a top secret think tank who use the letters to reset their internal cryptology programs.


What is up with peanut butter and jelly in the same jar?

 

[spongemommie05]

They are trying to make it easier to eat right out of the jar
What is up with leg warmers coming back in style?

 

[grinningghost]

That's a mystery that not even God can figure out.

What's up with all those kitchen accessories with red peppers on them?

 

[Ritz]

They are designed for Red Hot Chili Pepper fans who are now suburban housewives.

What is up with the juniors department looking like maternity clothes?

 

[grinningghost]

They are preparing for the sudden influx of teen pregnancies whereby the teens-with-child will be attempting to cover up their delicate conditions from mom and dad.

What's up with those big red balls in front of Target?

 

[Ritz]

Marketing executives have determined that by placing big red balls in front of target you will be so distracted by thinking "What is up with those big red balls? Do they have ANY idea what I am thinking of when I think about big red balls???" that the average consumer will spend 37% more without realizing it.


What is up with the firefly cell phones for preschoolers?

 

[grinningghost]

It's a brilliant marketing strategy that makes parents believe they are keeping their children safer, yet it's true purpose is to addict small-fry into believing they MUST embrace technology at an early age so they grow into big electronic spenders when they grow up.

What's up with people trying to drive past the gates at railroad crossings?

 

[babynurse1]

They like to gamble with death. they are adrenaline junkies? (or just plain stupid)


WUW all the trolls on the Community Board?