NEW GAME - What's Up With...?

[grinningghost]

I'll go first.

What's up with all the new "crackers" on the Game Board?

Next?

 

[Disneyland1084]

I'm not really sure what the point of this game is, but I'd like to give it a try. But first I'd like to know how to play it.

 

[grinningghost]

I'm not really sure what the point of this game is, but I'd like to give it a try. But first I'd like to know how to play it.

I don't know if there's a point - I was just fascinated by all the "crackers" on the Games Board and decided in order to ask about it, I would have to create a game.

 

[Ritz]

Great idea for a game! I propose the following rules

Someone posts a "What is up with XXXx?" and the next poster thinks of the most ridiculous answer possible and then asks another question. Kind of like the wishes game, savvy?


So I'll answer the first one posted:

All the crackers are an elite counter terrorist cell exchanging data about possible threats to the free world via coded messages on the games board on the DIS.

What is up with the return of "mom jeans"?

 

[CheeseNips]

(Good Job Ritzie!)


Mom jeans didn't used to be called "mom jeans". In fact the current "mom's" of today are formerly 80's and 90's cool kids who looked goooood in their Jordache and Chic and Gloria Vanderbilts! Having 10-20 years of fashion trends pass them right on by, those former cool jeans morphed into the uber-uncool high wasted, up to their ribcage, dreaded by their current cool teen children...JEANS.


Many formerly cool, (current fashion disaster) mothers STILL wear tight form fitting classic fit jeans in ultra un-cool light stone wash or acid wash jeans or worse, colors!

(my apologies to 80's-90's teens, stonewashed, taper-legs, stirrups, and anyone I may have offended as I currently have on....MOM JEANS!)



What's with those SUPER sized Big Gulp cups?????? 64-100 oz.

 

[Animal Cracker]

It's because of all the soda drinker out there that can't get enough even first thing in the morning.

What's up with everyone wearing crocs.

 

[Ritz]

Good question. I am pretty sure that crocs deliever some new, highly addictive drug straight to your skin. This causes you to only want to wear crocs and when the high begins to wear off you buy more colors, styles, etc etc to keep from jonesin'


What is up with the DIS being under the weather every evening these days?

 

[grinningghost]

I don't know - it drives you nuts doesn't it?

What's up with every nail salon being run by Asians?

 

[GoldfishColors]

I don't know - it drives you nuts doesn't it?

What's up with every nail salon being run by Asians?

They're not, those are all cleverly disguised Norwegians gathering information for a huge pillage and plunder mission.

What is up with the price of gas?

 

[Ritz]

It is directly correlated to the price of tea in China.

What is up with the free dining rumors?

 

[GoldfishColors]

They are a plant by Sea World in an attempt to get WDW enthusiasts who will be disappointed and disillusioned when the code never comes out to switch plans and visit Sea World instead.

What is up with glittertext?

 

[Ritz]

The flashing glittery text makes you more receptive to the subliminal messages in the words. This prototype system is funded by NASA and is being considered for military and industrial applications. I, personally, have a sudden desire to not claim all my exemptions when I file my taxes as a result of visiting web pages equipped with glittertext.


What is up with Bare Minerals makeup?

 

[CheeseNips]

What they call "mineral" are actually Mind Control earth based powders from Russia. MUST OBEY THE CZAR.






WUWT- blue tooth self talkers?!

 

[grinningghost]

Happily, I can't even fathom a guess - I haven't heard of those.

What's up with cereal bags that are so hard to open you have to get scissors?

 

[lalijack]

Didn't you hear? If you pass the test and are actually able to open the bag without tools and a detailed instruction booklet, you will be selected to be the next chump on the Space Shuttle. (Hey, someone has to replace the DiaperNaut)

What's up with MSN Messenger being on the fritz for the past 4 days????>

 

[Ritz]

I think the pharmaceutical companies pay the cereal companies to make them so hard to open that you think you have arthritis or bursitis or some-itis and talk to your doctor about a prescription to allegra or lipitor or whatever commerical you saw last

What is up with granola bars that have more carbs & sugar than candy bars?

 

[grinningghost]

That's one I hope I never figure out, because then I have a good excuse to eat the candy bars instead of the yuckier tasting granola.

What's up with doctors handing all their dirty work to nurse practitioners these days?

 

[CheeseNips]

Doctors are really divas and are only paid in diva-dollars.


What's with those Lime Green Mickey Head Paint Chips?

 

[grinningghost]

They're free - and you don't have to buy lime green ribbon. And you just never know when you might get the urge to paint your whole house lime green.

What's up with cell phones losing the signal just when you need it most?

 

[babynurse1]

Did you know there are actually no lost signals? Only calls that have been interrupted by alien life forms. And the reason it's only at key times is because aliens love juicy gossip. They ignore all the boring calls.


Speaking of alien life forms, What's up with Tom Cruise?!?!